coyote vs. acme fics
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Wile E. Coyote v. Acme Corp., No. 2:26-cv-B19294-JK by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
06 Sep 2026
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Acme's defense, stripped of its framing as a labor dispute about professional mayhem and reasonable recognition of inherent risks in the workplace, amounts to an assertion that its test subjects fell into neither category. Not human enough to require consent. Not animal enough to require oversight.
The Court rejects this argument.
Or - an in-universe court opinion for a federal class-action lawsuit taking place sometime after the Coyote v. Acme case in the movie.
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- Part 10 of work skin fics
- Part 3 of Ailren's Top Ten
- Part 1 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Consultation Fee by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
08 Sep 2026
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It was just a potential client asking to meet with Kevin in a remote area a little ways out of town. What could possibly go wrong?
Or - ACME sends Kevin a message.
...the message is beating Kevin up.
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- Part 2 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Context Clues by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
09 Sep 2026
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Coyote frowned, before he flipped the sign around one last time.
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE BEEN... DATING HIM THIS ENTIRE TIME?
Kevin barked out a laugh, startled and fond - and more than a little helpless. "Oh, buddy."
Or - Kevin explains to Coyote that he's been accidentally courting the Road Runner for the better part of a century.
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- Part 1 of #77yearoldsituationship
- Part 3 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Scout’s Honor by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
10 Sep 2026
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Road Runner leaned in to read what Coyote had written, and then let out a soft, almost musical series of coos that carried surprisingly far on the dry air. The sound made Coyote's entire posture melt from nervous rigidity into something shy and hopeful.
It was perhaps the cutest thing Kevin had ever seen.
Or - Coyote confesses (and Kevin and Paige shamelessly eavesdrop)
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- Part 2 of #77yearoldsituationship
- Part 4 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Terms and Conditions by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
11 Sep 2026
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"Wait." Kevin's voice climbed half an octave. "If you swore not to talk until you caught the Road Runner, and you're talking now... I thought things were going well between you two!" He took a half-step back, eyes flicking past Coyote to the blue feather lying on the ground. He swallowed hard. He really, really hoped he wasn't looking at a murder scene. "Coyote. I don't do defense cases for cartoon manslaughter!"
Or - Kevin learns that Coyote can talk.
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- Part 3 of #77yearoldsituationship
- Part 5 of coyote vs. acme fics
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"We're going to lose, Coyote. That's just... how it is. I'm going to fail. And you're going to sit there and watch me prove that every single person who ever wrote me off was right."
Or - Kevin Avery and his debilitating fear of failure.
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- Part 6 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Preference by Miniren (Ailren)
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
13 Sep 2026
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Coyote blinked. He lowered his sign and spoke, his voice still unfamiliar in his own mouth. "You... prefer my voice?" he asked, tentatively.
Or - Road Runner loves to hear Coyote speak.
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- Part 4 of #77yearoldsituationship
- Part 7 of coyote vs. acme fics
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"Alright. So... you're nervous about telling him about Road Runner?"
Coyote didn't answer right away. He stared at the tabletop for several long seconds, as if the pattern of old coffee rings might offer better advice than Kevin could. Then he flipped the sign again.
I WOULD PREFER HE DID NOT KNOW.
Or - Coyote's father comes to town.
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- Part 5 of #77yearoldsituationship
- Part 8 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Blueprint Margins by Miniren (Ailren)
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
20 Sep 2026
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"You draw him a lot, you know," Paige said, holding one up - a rocket-powered net launcher, and, in the corner, Road Runner mid-laugh. "You make him look really nice, too."
Or - Paige notices a theme across Coyote's blueprints.
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- Part 6 of #77yearoldsituationship
- Part 9 of coyote vs. acme fics
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First-Day Nerves by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
20 Sep 2026
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Kevin had known Buddy Crane for less than a day.
He already wanted more.
Or - Kevin Avery's first day of law school.
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- Part 1 of Harvard Days
- Part 10 of coyote vs. acme fics
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Off the Record by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
21 Sep 2026
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Kevin had agreed to his terms. Of course he had. He would have agreed to almost anything if it meant Buddy kept looking at him the way he had two minutes ago - kept kissing him like that, kept, even briefly, choosing him over every other name in his contact list.
The first time Buddy kissed him was both nothing and everything like Kevin had dreamed.
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- Part 2 of Harvard Days
- Part 11 of coyote vs. acme fics