How to be ruined by our own chat history?

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• Rejected by my own soulmate at 1 AM by FictionalMenace

  Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Oct 2026

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  • Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou
  • Kozume Kenma
  • Kuroo Tetsurou
  • Yaku Morisuke
  • Haiba Lev
  • Kai Nobuyuki
  • Yamamoto Taketora
  • Fukunaga Shouhei
  • Nekoma Volleyball Club Members
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Group Chats
  • Texting Fic
  • Banter
  • chatfic
  • Teenage Shenanigans
  • Happy Ending
  • soulmate-identifying AI
  • Dense Kuroo Tetsurou
  • Flustered Kozume Kenma
  • Protective Kuroo Tetsurou
  • Yaku Morisuke is So Done
  • Yamamoto Taketora is Suffering
  • Fukunaga Shouhei is a Menace
  • Oblivious Haiba Lev
  • Calm Kai Nobuyuki
  • Kuroo Tetsurou gets bullied by the entire team

  Summary

  Lev: [Link: MatchRadar_AI]
  Lev: it scans your text history and tells you your exact compatibility score

  Yaku: It’s a scam link, Lev. You’re gonna get a virus.

  Lev: no it actually works !! i scanned our direct messages 😭
  Lev: [Image attached: 0.1% Compatibility — Highly Toxic. Warning: One of you sends way too many dumb texts. The other only responds with threats of violence.]

  Series

  • Part 1 of How to be ruined by our own chat history?

  Language:

  English

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  2,888

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  34

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  2

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  194

• The Stars Don't Lie, Akaashi by FictionalMenace

  Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

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  • M/M
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  12 Oct 2026

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  • Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou
  • Konoha Akinori/Washio Tatsuki
  • Akaashi Keiji
  • Bokuto Koutarou
  • Konoha Akinori
  • Washio Tatsuki
  • Komi Haruki
  • Sarukui Yamato
  • Onaga Wataru
  • Shirofuku Yukie
  • Suzumeda Kaori
  • Fukuroudani Volleyball Club Members
  • team shenanigans
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Idiots in Love
  • chat fic
  • Group Chats
  • Romantic Comedy
  • Bokuto Koutarou is Whipped
  • Akaashi Keiji is Bad at Feelings
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Texting Fic
  • Teenage Shenanigans
  • soulmate-identifying AI
  • MatchRadar AI

  Summary

  Akaashi: Bokuto-san, please put your phone down. It is 11:15 PM. You are using all caps and I can literally hear your phone vibrating from three streets away.

  Komi: LMAOOO NOT AGAIN 💀 what did he do now

  Sarukui: did he lock himself out of his room in his underwear again

  Bokuto: NO THAT WAS ONE TIME SHUT UP
  Bokuto: KUROO TEXTED ME !!!
  Bokuto: he said some bot just declared him and kenma legally married 😭
  Bokuto: [Link: MatchRadar_AI]
  Bokuto: it scans your texts and gives you a score !!! we have to try it right now !!!

  Series

  • Part 2 of How to be ruined by our own chat history?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,070

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  19

  Hits:

  135