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Eminent Destruction by handschuhmaus_ffnarchive (handschuhmaus)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Les Misérables - All Media Types, Doctor Who (2005), Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Aug 2011
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Original ff.net summary:
The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no point in getting all annoyed! Just lie back and let the dulcet tones of the newest Jedi apprentice lull the Daleks into submission…or, maybe not. HP/Who/Trek/Star Wars/Les Mis/HHGttG X-over.
Archived Sept 19, 2022
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,452
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 9
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In Over Their Heads But Making It Work Anyway (Project Runway—Stargate Style) by puddleofgoo
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
06 Jul 2011
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Stargate Atlantis meets Project Runway.
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Отчаянные комнатные растения by Алли Хаутамяки (AlliPohjanpalo)
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
01 Jun 2011
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Безответная любовь цветущего кактуса к пестрому паучнику.
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You're a Mustelid, My Dear! by handschuhmaus_ffnarchive (handschuhmaus)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2011
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So: circa 2008 (only my second year in the Potter fandom) I took up a document I'd previously attempted to start a story in but faltered for inspiration, and proceeded to write one of the most privately amusing and nonsensical stories I ever have. It had footnotes from the start, and when I annotated it for ffnet I inserted yet more. About all I can say is that bizarre and inexplicable things happen to an improbable group of characters in a hallway at Hogwarts.
original ffn summary:
This is utter plotless crack, and might be considered a predecessor to "LUEftL*!" Contains a petulant Voldy, a knitting Snape, McGonagall's almost-homicidal insanity, wannabe-Communist Sirius, confused Harry, and assorted other characters. Written in '08.
Rated: K+, English, Humor & Parody, Voldemort, Severus S., Words: 8k+, Published: Feb 4, 2011*i.e. Let Us Escape From the Laundromat! (long available on AO3)
Archived March 29, 2021
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- English
- Words:
- 7,251
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 30
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Bother! by handschuhmaus_ffnarchive (handschuhmaus)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Jan 2011
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Once upon a time, in a castle in the Scottish Highlands… which, if you think about it, is a very odd place to have a Starfleet school, isn't it? Somehow inspired by the Potter Puppet Pals.
Archived Sept 19, 2022
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- English
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- 884
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- 1/1
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- 3
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Spike starts a snowball fight.
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Oh What Fun It Is To Ride by DragonsPhoenix
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jossverse
20 Dec 2010
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Spike is making naughty snow figures
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
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- 1/1
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- 14
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Spike finds something interesting to do with mistletoe.
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The Inherent Disadvantages of Introducing Frogs to Witches by DragonsPhoenix
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jossverse
04 Dec 2010
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Don't piss off a witch!
- Language:
- English
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- 1,389
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- 1/1
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- 4
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This is a toho_kinkmeme fic, written for the prompt "Bill is a little fairy / pixie / fae / whatever. He gets trapped by a flower and fucked by its stamen/pistil."
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Yarn!Spike Watches the Kids by DragonsPhoenix
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jossverse
12 Oct 2010
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Baby-sitting isn't easy, especially when you're a doll.
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- Part 7 of Yarn!Spike
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Let Us Escape from the Laundromat! by handschuhmaus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2010
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Two thirds of the Golden Trio, the loony headmaster, that half-giant, a half-mad Auror, the Potions Master, and an aristocrat, trapped inside a laundromat. Acting crazily. Sound like a recipe for disaster? Indeed. Crack fic, no pairings.
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Yarn!Spike Finds Cigarettes by DragonsPhoenix
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jossverse
19 Sep 2010
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Getting a smoke can be bloody difficult when you're a rag doll.
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- Part 6 of Yarn!Spike
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Yarn!Spike Checks Out the House by DragonsPhoenix
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jossverse
17 Sep 2010
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Hmmm, how about more silliness with Yarn!Spike?
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- Part 5 of Yarn!Spike
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 331
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 180
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Yarn!Spike Checks Out the Xander Doll by DragonsPhoenix
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jossverse
16 Sep 2010
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The title pretty much says it all.
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- Part 4 of Yarn!Spike
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 437
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- 5
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Spike isn't the only living doll.
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- Part 3 of Yarn!Spike
- Language:
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- Words:
- 428
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- 2
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- Part 2 of Yarn!Spike
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 257
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- 1/1
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- 2
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Five short fics involving the RvB boys angsting over life and love, and each other. Cursing, a little bit of romance, one love scene (first time with a new body), and nonsense. Written to different length songs back in 2010.
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- Part 4 of Cracked Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 803
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- 3
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Where does he go after death?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
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- 1/1
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- 1
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That's Some Bad Fanfic! by LucyCrewe11
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia (Movies), The Chronicles of Narnia (TV 1988)
07 Jul 2010
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Bad Narnia Peter/OC fanfictions are on the rise again when Peter gets Edmund to don a blonde wig and pretend to be him. Can Edmund make it through a chapter? And why is Lucy pretending to be Susan?
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- Part 4 of If Narnia Fanfics Became Self-Aware