16 Works in David Hasselhoff
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Now That We're Men! by chandler0873
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
28 Nov 2025
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SpongeBob and Patrick reunite with the heroic David Hasselhoff during a treasure hunt, leading to an unexpected exchange of favors that bridges the depths of the ocean with surface-world desires.
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- English
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- 6,139
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 106
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Larry wanders the empty beach of Shell City and finds out a human along the way
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Their Way Back by chandler0873
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
23 Mar 2025
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Hoff encountered the fisherman once again
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- English
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- 2,104
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- 1/1
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- 6
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- 138
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Hasselhoff Saves... Dennis? by chandler0873
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
09 Mar 2025
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What if Dennis the Hitman is Hoff's passenger in the movie?
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- English
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- 2,257
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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- 330
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We Rode The Hasselhoff! by chandler0873
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
05 Feb 2025
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Upon meeting the lifeguard, Spongebob & Patrick couldn't hold themselves much longer and demonstrates their desires during the ride
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- 2,830
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- 1/1
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- 9
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- 323
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Coming home Tuesday
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- English
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- 274
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- 134
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Don't Buy No Weed From The Gas Station by cockotremendo
Fandoms: Kevin Spencer (Cartoon)
26 Jul 2024
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Kevin goes to the public library and indulges into the world of sleaze and homosexuality.
Shout-out to cheezyburg on Tumblr for letting us use their art! :)
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We're Both A Creep, Both A Weirdo by villiannextdoor420
Fandoms: Danny Smoke in Furry Land (Web Series), Laser Cats - SNL Sketches
20 Jul 2024
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Danny Smoke and Shadow the Hedgehog make it to Furry Mexico to confront the trolls, while Marshall the Wolf follows closely behind, determined to finish his mission. Conveniently, as radiation from the laser cats starts causing wormholes, Andy-miral Spaceship and Nitro meet our hero group. All must team up to fight new enemies and finally rescue the princess...
i'm too good at writing for this to be fully accurate to danny smoke 💪💪💪
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- English
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- 2,365
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 11
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- 80
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Hoff Saves The Day by chandler0873
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
28 Jun 2024
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When everything went downhill to the heroes of Bikini Bottom, a hunk lifeguard appears
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- English
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- 1,851
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- 1/1
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- 4
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The Hoff Strikes Back! by chandler0873
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
26 Jun 2024
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Aftermath of the events of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
Meanwhile in the shores of Shell City, a certain hitman found himself at lost
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We all know Dean is a Hoff fan, right?
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An alternate end of movie scene. What if Fish and the homeless man from behind Habitat happened to meet?
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- 947
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Golden Buzzer by moonlitcloud
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Dec 2017
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Mantis is a competitor on America's Got Talent, and the judges Nebula, Drax, Peter, and Gamora all have to sort out their mixed feelings for her.
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A Guy Like You Should Wear A Warning by Laura Kaye (laurakaye) for BeneficialAddiction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
27 Dec 2017
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The words on his arm were crisp and clear, written in a rushed-looking scrawl like someone had taken a purple marker to Phil’s skin.
So I take it that second honeymoon isn’t working out the way you’d hoped?
Phil’s legs went out from under him and he sat down with a painful thud, all brain processes diverted to the task of staring at his arm and wondering—and wondering—
Phil was waiting, was the thing. Not for sex—definitely not for that—but for romance, for a relationship. He knew that not every soulbond was sexual or romantic in nature, but most were, and he wanted that, wanted the kind of marriage his parents had, bound together in every possible way.
And he was going to meet his soulmate on his second honeymoon?Series
- Part 1 of Everybody Sunshine
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Reason #28-- Time an Egg
Harry Styles is an actor and a musician who hasn't worked in awhile. So when he gets a call from his manager to appear on a celebreality "Worst Cooks" show, one that just happens to include the up and coming celebrity chef Louis Tomlinson, he accepts without hesitation. The competition could get hot, but first Harry has to learn how to time an egg.
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In Over Their Heads But Making It Work Anyway (Project Runway—Stargate Style) by puddleofgoo
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
06 Jul 2011
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Stargate Atlantis meets Project Runway.