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Little demon by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022)
07 May 2025
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"Good times," the woman said, looking dreamy, and immediately added, "Well, I've done it again."
"Have you touched another three-thousand-year-old mummy?" he asked, confused.
"No, I accidentally destroyed an ancient seal. I don't know what century it was. The seal held a demon prisoner. A very sexy demon."
"Janet... Janet, please don't tell me that you slept with an ancient demon of uncertain origin and of who knows how ancient," he almost begged her as he said it, but she, heart of stone, dared to laugh.
"Oh yes, I've been in bed with him. In every imaginable position ..."
"I didn't need to know," he muttered, feeling the need for something strong to drink. Crap, he had nothing in the house, not since he had welcomed Jason and discovered that he hated just the smell of alcohol.
[In which an old friend comes to visit Bruce, and the poor man finds himself with another child left at the door. A half-demon child. Oh, Dick will love it. ]
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Animagus Shenanigans by Watermelonsmellinfellon
Fandom: Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Sherlock (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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Fics where MOD Harry Potter is an Animagus and gets up to mischief. Featuring my attempts at working a skull pattern somewhere onto his Animagus form in every fic. XD
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5 individual one shots. Series marked not complete! But where each story is unrelated to the rest, there are no cliffies! Harry being an Animagus is central to the plot. Harry's form is different in each fic. A large black dog,a large spider, a large black deer that's the size of a moose, a kitsune, and a mouse! Each installment is also a crossover
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Watermelonsmellinfellon
Series Begun:
2022-11-05
Series Updated:
2025-09-24
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Fics where MOD Harry Potter is an Animagus and gets up to mischief. Featuring my attempts at working a skull pattern somewhere onto his Animagus form in every fic.
Notes:
Somehow I've ended up writing crack fics about Animagus HP and decided why not just put them all in one place?Not connected by any means behind AU-CD HP being an Animagus and crossing over into other fictional worlds.
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Title: Academic Stalking 101
[This stuff is full of plotholes and a fuck ton of cringe but I'm going to slowly rewrite it so that I can reduce them]
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Harry Potter expected many things when he accidentally time-traveled into an alternate reality. What he didn’t expect was for Voldemort to not exist… yet. But standing in the Great Hall, staring at Tammy Riddle—who looks like Tom Riddle’s long-lost twin sister—Harry knows one thing for certain: evil is hereditary.Determined to stop her from becoming the Dark Lord before she even considers it, Harry does the only logical thing: stalks her academically. He switches classes, sits with her in the library, and watches her every move like a paranoid detective—all in the name of justice.
Too bad the entire school (including Dumbledore and Snape) is convinced he’s madly in love with her. Even Tammy herself starts getting suspicious—why does Potter keep showing up everywhere? Why does he look so intense all the time? And why does he keep making her blush?!
With Hogwarts buzzing about the “Great Potter-Riddle Romance,” Harry desperately tries to uncover Tammy’s definitely evil plans… before he’s forced into an accidental relationship.
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So Harris sent to an alternate universe and Tom Riddle is a girl who is attending Hogwarts. He decides to watch her to make sure she isn’t up to anything but they eventually fall in love. It’s a very cracky story but it’s short and sweet so honestly, it’s all all right.
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If at first you don't succeed... your name may be Erik Lehnsherr by shirogiku for Shaitanah
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
07 Jul 2016
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Out of the mansion’s gates, it takes Eric approximately five minutes to stop and turn back.
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and in the end, everyone loves a classic by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
03 Sep 2021
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The group of Batmen looked to be in a heated debate about how to fix the portal.
Next to them, there was the group of Supermen that before had seemed to be interested in the proceedings of the portal generator, but then they had gotten into a deep conversation and had left the Batmen alone to figure out the problem.
The group of Wonder Women—they’ve been brawling for fifteen minutes.
Or, in which the Justice League meets some of the elseworld counterparts of the Trinity. Namely, Clark's twenty billion evil twins because obviously, with Clark's powers, every other version of him was awful.
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diff versions of wonder woman, superman, and batman show up. it’s mainly all the tyrant superman versions tho.. so yeah.
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Coffee Grounds by orphan_account, widdlewed
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
10 Dec 2020
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Crack, but not crack. Dick has a cafe, isn't Nightwing but still is involved with the craziness of Gotham, and everyone has a Dick complex (it's pointed out multiple times)
Fluff, angst, crack, and BATFAM. Featuring Asexual Talon!Dick, Birdflash (but it's like, barely in your face except for the two chapters it takes for them to get together) and the Batfam being tsunderes for favorite Bird.
Also plot because that happened.
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A curse was glooming over Camelot and only Uther knew the answer to stopping it.
The longer he waited the more people died, so he needed a way out quickly.
Arthur will need to marry.Or
Uther: You are pregnant.
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Rosie shows him the Asexual flag but Alastor is confused.
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The Big Brother Contest by katydid for DawnHero, EmmaIveli
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Mar 2024
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Tomura and Dabi get into a competition over who is the best big brother—and they kidnap Izuku and Shouto to judge them. May the least awful brother win!
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- Part 13 of A Collection of Big Brother Tomura AUs
- Part 13 of A Collection of Big Brother Dabi AUs (or, Dabi Demands His Own Big Brother Series Since I Gave One to Tomura)
- Part 98 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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- English
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- 2/2
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Legend of the Forbidden Phallocrux: One Hole To Bind Them All by mazeee
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Apr 2025
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Ongoing crackfic/parody with little sense, just pure comedy, some world building... and gay sex.
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Now cursed/blessed after fishing up an ancient god's codex about the world, Aether was charged to fulfill a prophecy. He just wanted to find his way home but the universe wanted him railed.
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REPOSTING AND TRANSLATING ARE PROHIBITED.
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All for One: AWOL Villain and PTA King by katydid for Gfan97
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Dec 2022
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All for One retired from villainy and became a house-husband after his son Izuku was born…but he didn’t tell anyone. Now both heroes and villains are looking for the missing head of the underworld while All for One conquers the PTA.
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- Part 80 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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Kaveh comes home after being gone for a project. To his surprise, Alhaitham looks a lot... bigger.
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The answer to the age-old question, "What if instead of a scratch on the arm, Buckbeak had stomped on Draco's head instead and caused tragic memory loss?"
It was a truth universally acknowledged that the path to reforming a Slytherin prince never did run smooth.
Year 5 Order of the Phoenix ongoing
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Deer Dance by miss_nighteye (terryh), terryh
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Sep 2022
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A collection of all my fics for Shigadeku Week 2021!
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The Imperiac Heresy by Rough_TimeST0RIES
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k, The Horus Heresy, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
05 Nov 2025
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In the world of Warhammer 40k, there is the Emperor of Mankind, guardian of humanity, and the Chaos Gods, entities that seek the destruction and enslavement of all life.
But what if those roles were swapped? What if the Emperor wanted to dominate the galaxy, and the Chaos Gods wanted to take care of it?
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Paperwork and Pettiness: A Head Boy’s Guide to Quietly Running a School by menaka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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Hogwarts runs on chaos. Percy Weasley runs on rules. Unfortunately for everyone, he just found a way to win. Armed with quills, loopholes, and an alarming enthusiasm for paperwork, Percy quietly takes over the school—one anonymous reform at a time. Secret rebellions have never been so properly documented .
Updates posted as soon as I have free time.
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- Part 1 of Bureaucracy and Other Dark Arts
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Switches get Stitches by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Sep 2024
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Dabi and Shouto Todoroki swap bodies. Shouto gets along with the League of Villains significantly better than Dabi gets along with Endeavor.
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You’re a critically-acclaimed indie darling, widely known for your bold performances and even bolder tweets. The internet thinks you’re insane. They’re right. Last time you trended, it was because you clapped back at a hater with: “I suffer from PTSD (Pussy Too Scrumptious Disorder). I apologize if my vibes is off…” and honestly, you stand by it.
Now you’re moving into a new apartment. Is it for your next role? Maybe. Is it because your last place got doxxed after you accidentally livestreamed yourself trying to fistfight a pigeon? Also maybe.
The new place? Cozy. Quiet. Full of deeply suspicious people. Your neighbors call themselves the "Akatsuki,"
One looks like a war veteran that screams ‘I was in prison’. Another might be a cult leader. One tried to accidentally film you for tiktoks. You’re intrigued.
Also, one of them is definitely stalking you. But you're deranged, so you flirt with him.
This is a story about being feral and hot.
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11/10/25- Chap 9
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Yummy by Crazy_Cockatoo
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga)
31 Aug 2025
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"THIS CHILD HAS NO WINGS" Balam would burst into the teachers Louge carrying Iruma in hand, And Iruma would think (THIS IS WHERE I DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"What of course they have wings!"
"Are you sure they must be tucked under?" In a flash Balam pulled up the shirt showing a bare back. The teachers would be silent for a second until they all started to drool.
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Author here no idea why I thought of this strange chapter 63 fic but got to bring something fresh I guess lol. Please enjoy Yummy lol
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The Jackal: “Nuria, this is the first time I’ve felt the need to confess…”
Nuria: “Hmm-hmm.”
The Jackal: “But I swear, I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care…”
Nuria *interrupts*: “What if I told you I’m a mastermind?”
The Jackal: “??? I laid the groundwork and then saw a…wide smirk…??”
Nuria: “Cause I’M a mastermind.”
The Jackal *mind blown*: “You knew the entire time??”(or, the Jackal thinks this song is about him, and he’s wrong).