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    Regulus Black and the Way Things Changed: A Not!Fic by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Jun 2018

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    What if Regulus Black, and not Severus Snape, ended up being the turncoat Potions Master of Hogwarts?

    A not!fic written in bullet points, ignoring the Deathly Hallows entirely because they annoy me.

    Beta by my immensely patient Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw, and by the delightful starbirdrampant.

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    One True Enemy by for MelancholysSunshine

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    12 Oct 2023

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    Izuku Midoriya had a sizeable following online. Not as a hero, but as a conspiracy debunker. He built his following using facts and his obscene amount of free time as a kid without friends.

    Shouto Todoroki wondered if this is what it felt like to have a mortal enemy. He wanted to prove the mysterious debunker wrong. He wanted a conspiracy to be right and his rival to swallow his words.

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    • Bookmarked by Andy_Braginsky

      16 Dec 2025

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      BNHA: One True Enemy
      Izuku Midoriya had a sizeable following online. Not as a hero, but as a conspiracy debunker. He built his following using facts and his obscene amount of free time as a kid without friends. Shouto Todoroki wondered if this is what it felt like to have a mortal enemy. He wanted to prove the mysterious debunker wrong. He wanted a conspiracy to be right and his rival to swallow his words.
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      Part 5 of All for One Versus Social Media
      https://archiveofourown.org/works/50786959

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      15 Dec 2025

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    • Bookmarked by hujwernoo

      09 Dec 2025

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      Shouto is an internet conspiracy theorist. Izuku is an internet conspiracy theorist debunker.

      The outcome is inevitable.

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    the excellent adventures of lord pigeon ned stark by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)  

    25 Dec 2017

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    in which Ned doesn't die but wargs into one pigeon instead.

    Incidentally, it doesn't stop him from preventing a war and saving both his family and the entirety of Westeros.

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    five ships lord pigeon ned stark didn't approve of and one he actually did like by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    15 Mar 2017

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    in which pigeon!Ned is back and doesn't appreciate most of his kids' choices in partners. Most.

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    snow white and the seven dwarves by

    Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!, 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong

    13 Nov 2022

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    Some ObeyMe! fics made by me, the author!

    Ususally Mammon and him suffering because.. yeah.

    It's called 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' becuase Obey Me and Snow White both use the idea of the seven deadly sins!

    contact me on discord and tumblr if u wanna talk lol:

    ski_ksu#4036

    leifkncries / leifcknsobs

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    The Deep Incorrect Quotes by

    Fandoms: The Deep (Cartoon)  

    21 Nov 2021

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    Just memes.

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    The (Not So) Great Pretender by

    Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    11 Dec 2017

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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    Into the Izukuverse by for Vilemaw

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    18 Dec 2021

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    All for One strikes a deal with a demon to heal his wounds in exchange for his first-born son. He intends to scam the demon, since he never plans to have children. He forgot about his one night stand with Inko Midoriya many years ago.

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    The Emperor’s A+ Parenting by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors  

    20 Nov 2023

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    +All I have to do is rework the primarch project and fix all my kids’ personal problems with my awesome parenting skills. Malc, stop ignoring me. Malc, stop ignoring me in favour of making your own funeral arrangements.+

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    James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    30 Dec 2022

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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    What country is that? by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    13 Dec 2025

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    Rosie shows him the Asexual flag but Alastor is confused.

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    Public Relations by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel  

    01 Jun 2025

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    Because everyone has an image, and the Avengers needed a better one.

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    @StarkIndustries (Verified) & @AvengersOfficial (Verified): New PR Manager starts today. All media inquiries—and disasters—go through her now. God help us all. #AvengersPR #DamageControl #PleaseStopTaggingMe #HireProfessionals #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings #TonyDontTestHer #SocialMediaCrisisIncoming #GoodLuckAnnie #OfficialStatement #PrayForHer

    The Avengers didn’t mean to go viral before 9AM. Again.

    But between Captain America’s “back in my day” jokes, Peter’s senator-roasting memes, Thor’s poetry slander, and Natasha’s suspiciously well-timed leaks… Pepper Potts finally snapped.

    Enter Annie Marion: furious, sleep-deprived, and not technically on the clock yet. Within ten minutes, she locks their social media, grounds Earth’s Mightiest Morons, and declares herself the final boss of their Twitter fingers.

    The Avengers have a PR manager now.
    The internet is terrified.
    Tony Stark is in social media jail.

    ~~~

    No idea where this is going, but this is fully inspired by That's why his hair's so big, it's full of secrets, by Bonfirefly. Go check out their story.

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    Let's Talk (Think) About Sex, Baby... by

    Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare  

    21 Mar 2022

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    Alec can read minds. Magnus has a filthy one....

    “Because!” Alec cried, flinging his own arms up in the air. “Someone is very loudly thinking extremely explicit things about you!”

    “And? I’m pretty sure it’s nothing you haven’t heard before?” Jace snapped, his frustration now warring with his smug pride.

    “Yeah, by loud, I don’t mean easier to hear amongst all the rest, I mean really f@*king loud, Jace,” Alec snapped back.

    They both turned back towards the table to find nearly half the people sat around it staring at Magnus Bane.

    “I will admit to the explicit thoughts,” he said, holding a perfectly manicured finger up as he tried not to smirk. He looked straight at Alec. “But I most certainly wasn’t thinking about Blondie.” ‘Pretty boy.’ He winked and Alec felt his jaw drop.

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    Meeting's Interrupted by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)  

    10 Mar 2019

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    Tony rocked back and forth on his chair, hand at his mouth, watching with intense anticipation as Ross continued to talk to his team.

    "Compromise, reassurance. That's how the world works. Believe me, this is the middle ground."

    "So, there are-" Rhodey began, but was cut off by a thud.

    Or, in which, Tony's son walks (runs) in on an 'important' meeting.

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    In Which Sephiroth Realizes He Didn't Think This Through by

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

    15 Jul 2020

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    Crack spinoff of Seventh Circle, Ninth Sphere, but can be read alone

    Fact: Sephiroth stole Cloud away as a baby in order to more easily sway him to his side in the future
    Fact: Sephiroth knows nothing about babies
    Fact: Sephiroth didn't think this through

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    A Different Kind of Mother by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Jan 2025

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    What if Harry's mom was black? I don't mean the Walburga, screams her head off, blood purist, kind of black either. I mean the kind of black mom who don't take crap for anything or from anyone, you put her child in danger then feel her hands kind of black.
    Follow the life of Harry as he tries to navigate growing up with a single, female lawyer as a mother who is crazy enough to attack someone if they touch her child.

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    The Road to Victory by

    Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)

    03 Oct 2021

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    The Reason Why Tomura is Banned From Taking Candies From Strangers by ,

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    03 Nov 2023

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    Long, long time ago, Tenko Shimura accepted candies from a stranger. As a result, he became Shigaraki Tomura. All for One make sure to explain to his young ward to never take candies from strangers again. After all, he of all people knew the best what sort of power dwelled in that simple act. Who said that Tomura was the first person to fall for such an irresistible trap in the long history of All for One's life?

    Years later, against his adoptive father's and butler/nanny warnings, Tomura Shigaraki decided to accept candies from strangers again. To say that nothing would be the same anymore would be a gross understatement of the adventure to come.

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    (Не) очень хороший притворщик by

    Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    04 Feb 2023

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    — Что, — начал говорить Тони мягко, но с большим чувством, — черт возьми, за хрень только что произошла?
    — Полагаю, Сэр, — донесся голос ДЖАРВИСА из телефона, лежащего у него в кармане, наполненный предположительно чрезмерным ликованием, — что вы вновь умудрились сохранить в секрете свою тщательно охраняемую личность. Поистине, ваши навыки обмана не знают границ.
    — Засранец ты, Джей, — пробормотал гений, потирая лоб. У него либо развивалась головная боль, либо формировался тромб. И в данный момент мужчина честно не знал, что бы предпочел.
    — Я учился у лучших, Сэр, — весело ответил ему ДЖАРВИС.

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    Stoic Heart Melts At The Scent Of Bamboo by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)  

    09 Dec 2025

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    Liu Qingge always thought he’d stay unmated—even others agreed. Maybe it was for his best—how could he love anything else but his status, sword, and of course, night hunts!?
    A prideful War God and alpha like him had much more to focus on rather than the usual sense of humane emotion. Yet, a tragedy has occurred.
    Every. Single. Time. He saw his Shixiong, the snake Shen Qingqiu, he felt his heart pound loudly more than usual?!

    Damn it!

    He wouldn't fall for this trick--right?

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