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Sunday Crack Fics by Cgaurdgurl19, Helluva_Insomniac
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 May 2024
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- 14
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kise ryouta's pipeline from vampire to refillable vanilla milkshake by izukillme
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
21 Apr 2022
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“Your scent is like a drug to me, Kurokocchi!”
“That explains why you’re fucking high, Kise-kun.”
In which Kise is the vampire that sparkles under the sun, Aomine is the bicep-flexing shapeshifter and Kuroko is the extremely unimpressed protagonist of this horrible romance novel.
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Izuku Midoriya is So Done: A Series of Alternate Universes by katydid
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2024
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Stoic Heart Melts At The Scent Of Bamboo by Ayalumi24
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
16 Dec 2025
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Liu Qingge always thought he’d stay unmated—even others agreed. Maybe it was for his best—how could he love anything else but his status, sword, and of course, night hunts!?
A prideful War God and alpha like him had much more to focus on rather than the usual sense of humane emotion. Yet, a tragedy has occurred.
Every. Single. Time. He saw his Shixiong, the snake Shen Qingqiu, he felt his heart pound loudly more than usual?!Damn it!
He wouldn't fall for this trick--right?
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Just like a drama and I hear myself gasping everytime a new plot twist come up💔💔 bruh it’s addicting
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The Fox & The Hound by Watermelonsmellinfellon for Nocturn02
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale
15 Feb 2025
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Harry hadn't expected that hiding out in Japan to avoid the British Ministry would result in him time-travelling five hundred or so years into the past and meeting the most beautiful man in existence, but he wasn't exactly complaining.
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- Part 4 of Animagus Shenanigans
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Sawada Setsuna was 17 and tired. At this point, all she wanted to do was go to college then hibernate for the rest of her life. Her father was practically a ghost, her brother a self-centered bully, and now worst of all was that a man in a suit had shown up and proclaimed himself an in-home tutor there to turn Ienari into the next Vongola boss.
Yeah no, she wanted nothing to do with the mafia, thank you very much. Hasn't since she first learned about it from Hibari's uncle. But as always the Universe is hell-bent on ignoring her wishes, so what does she do? She rants. She has no idea how she got such a large following, but she's stuck with it now.
A fic in which Fem! Tsuna is a blogger and vlogger who complains about the injustice about the mafia around her, her audience thinks she's a fantasy writer using modern mediums to tell her story, and the mafia infests her life like a parasitic plant you hate but can't help but grow fond of.
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- English
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- 15,101
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 2
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
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- English
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- 32,696
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 79
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- 1,255
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Fun easy read
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8th Year Dramione - they get engaged in The Great Hall™ ...but is everything what it seems?
No, of course it's not, dipshit.
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- English
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- 56,677
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- 18/18
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Katara wasn’t expecting this at all. Zuko had tracked down their location in the Western Air Temple and now he stood before them, asking to become a part of their group.
Well, she wasn’t expecting it, but apparently everyone else was. How exactly, she wasn’t sure.
OR: Aang, Zuko, Sokka and Toph get stuck in a time loop. They develop vastly different opinions regarding how to break it.
Katara is extremely confused.
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- Chapters:
- 2/2
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Katara wasn’t expecting this at all. Zuko had tracked down their location in the Western Air Temple and now he stood before them, asking to become a part of their group.
Well, she wasn’t expecting it, but apparently everyone else was. How exactly, she wasn’t sure.
OR: Aang, Zuko, Sokka and Toph get stuck in a time loop. They develop vastly different opinions regarding how to break it.
Katara is extremely confused.
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HAHDJSHKAN WHAT THE FUCK
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Therapy for the multiverse by Rozy_ (Whispering_rose), Whispering_rose
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Sep 2022
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Therapy for the multiverse series where i go through different dream smp characters and the versions of themselves throughout different aus and get therapy in the process. So far I've done Tommyinnit, and the next character will probably be either Dream or Wilbur.
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Therapy go burrrrr
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Josh @notdrake
Why the hell Batman chose his two most unhinged team mates thoughQueeny @queeeny
We are doomed and I'm blaming you, GothamIn which Paris finds out what means to be adopted by Gotham.
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The final part: this time with more plot, ship wars, and Hawk Moth/Papillon burning hours
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- Part 3 of Paris vs Gotham
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
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- 210
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Maribat Twitter fics, no ships, open to shipping whatever, twitter wars and bonding over shared trauma
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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- 6/6
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After finally escaping the Court, Talon knew he could't be a Hero. Not with his past. Not with all the death and blood and lives he'd stolen.
So he decided to do the next best thing.
He opened up a café.
Now available in Russian!
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- Part 1 of Coffee Grounds
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- English
- Words:
- 146,123
- Chapters:
- 43/43
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- 12
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- 1,911
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Well, well by Rainy_Loves
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Dec 2025
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*Meet your lovely anime with one click! *
Did you believe it? No.
Did you click cause you want to? Yes.
The consequences that follow make you crash out and go nuts from seeing your crushes eye to eye.
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The Mordred Plan by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Apr 2022
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Five-year-old Shouto Todoroki hires a hitman to kill his father. He gets Dabi. He is very unimpressed.
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- Part 4 of A Collection of Big Brother Dabi AUs (or, Dabi Demands His Own Big Brother Series Since I Gave One to Tomura)
- Part 52 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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- English
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- 3,390
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- 1/1
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- 206
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Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.
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Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of teaAlternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing
also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol
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- 61,111
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- 42/?
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- 14
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- 164
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Harry Potter and the Coalition of Chaos by silverlullabies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Call of Duty (Video Games)
08 Dec 2025
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Simon “Ghost” Riley remembers dying
The bullet from Shepherd. The fire. The agony. The soul deep grief of failing Roach.And then… a crib? A onesie?? A rattle???
What.
Or, in which ten elite special ops soldiers die, but wind up waking up as babies with the memories of their previous lives intact. And what the hell do you mean magic is real??
Or, in which:
- Puberty, Round Two: Electric Boogaloo
- A generous interpretation of “school rules”
- The Hogwarts staff reevaluating their careers, their life decisions, and whether mass resignation is a valid magical defense.
- The author wondering what Harry Potter would look like if it had anyone with an ounce of common senseFeaturing tactical cuddle piles, wand enhanced violence, emotional damage, weaponized childhood trauma, strategic snacks, and a Divination room that’s been converted into a legally gray war bunker.
Aka the Call of Duty/Harry Potter crossover crackfic nobody asked for but the author had fun writing anyway.
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the animatronics get a little murderous at night by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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"Because the animatronics get a little murderous at night, of course."
"Excuse me?"
"The animatronics get a little quirky at night, I said."
Robert squints.
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The FNAF AU nobody asked for (where Robert is the security guard that gets nightshifts AND dayshifts). -
Divorce Failed Successfully by katydid for Goofy_Boss
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Aug 2024
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Inko always had terrible taste in men. As soon as Inko tried to divorce All for One, her first ex came sniffing around to remind her there were even worse men.
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- Part 138 of Dad for One Short Fiction
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,256
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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