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I'll kidnap all the stars and I will keep them in your eyes by autumnroses22
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Lost In Your Eyes - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, shoot from the hip fandom
12 Nov 2025
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He’s had a vision.
A life will be taken.
His fate is unavoidable.
There will be blood.
But on whose hands Tarquin?
Will you choose your life or your morals?Tarquin Rockhouse is on a mission with his crew when suddenly they have to change their plans.
No matter. I'm sure it won't take that long to get back home.Heavily based on EPIC the Musical by Jorge Rivera-Herrans and the characters (& their lore) from Shoot From the Hip's Improvised Plays
~In progress~ - will be uploaded one saga at a time
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
13 Sep 2025
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Why "Mein Gott-Mon Dieu- OMG"?
Because "I am trilingual, I'm sorry"---Tom MayoBased on Andre Beetroot's show from the SFTH podcast:
Xavier was in hot pursuit, Derek was in a state of confusion, and Titch was somehow in a dilemma. -
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A collection of drabbles within a modern au, one character for each day of AUgust.
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- Part 2 of the internet generation.
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SFTH As Comics by IAmOnlyPartlyMajestic
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Final Baker of Baker Street - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Green Leaves On A Summer's Day - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Pilot's Final Flight - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Escape from the Vault - Roll From The Hip, Roll From the Hip (Web Series)
15 Aug 2025
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I've been drawing a few SFTH longform/shortform scenes into comic pages (I'll be adding to this whenever I get the urge to draw some more lmao)
UPDATE: added a Table of Contents chapter since the SPOILERS list was getting too long HAHAHA
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- Part 1 of Shoot From The Heart ⸜( ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
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SFTH Murder Mystery by PhantomBegruvia (FreshlyPizza)
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches
06 Aug 2025
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A SFTH original fan-made story, featuring characters chosen by fellow fans. The story follows a group of 12 as they try and escape the monstrous Scottish Wayne Manor while attempting to avoid being killed by the murderer that hides amongst them.
Alternate title; Murder From The Hip
(Important to note that this had interactive parts on tumblr)
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- Part 1 of SFTHMM + Connected Fics
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Shoot from the Hip Big Brother by MxPotoo
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, SFTH - Fandom
04 Aug 2025
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Big Brother is returning to our screens in July 2025! Hosted by André Beetroot himself, see 16 complete strangers enter a house and attempt to live together for ten weeks in the ultimate social experiment.
Who wins? You decide!
[Currently on hiatus but will be returning VERY SOON (next week or so) so be on the lookout]
[informal edit i have no storage space for some reason so i can't edit the doc but i promise this fic will come back once i am able to write] -
As Long You're By My Side, I Don't Mind Being Lost by Finley_K_211
Fandoms: Escape From The Vault - Shoot From The Hip D&D Sketches, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
30 Jul 2025
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What if Snakehips managed to escape the vault with the help of none other than Andre Beetroot?
What if after escaping the vault something went wrong and they weren't sent to their own timeline? What if Snakehips and Andre were sent to the 2020s? What will they make of their own lives? How will Snakehips hide his snake hips?
And what will happen when they grow closer and closer from their shared experience? -
Big Brother's Brotherly Chat by MxPotoo
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, SFTH - Fandom
29 Jul 2025
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The Spin-off show for SFTHBB! André Beetroot discusses the events of SFTHBB with a panel of guests, (almost) every Monday.
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May the Odds be EVER in Your Favor by IronWoman359
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Leftenmost Window - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Ballet on the Battlefield - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, Caesar and Juliet - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Phantom of Hornchurch - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Marigolds Bluebells and Hugh - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, And So It Begun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Priscilla's Final Petal - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Evil Make-A-Wish Kid - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Grape Depression - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Creak In The Attic - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
12 Jun 2025
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The sun rises on the first day of the Shoot From the Hip Universe Hunger Games...which of our 24 tributes will rise victorious above the rest? What alliances will form, and what trust will be betrayed? Follow along to find out!
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AKA, I put 24 of the SFTH kids into a Hunger Games simulator, and I've written out a novelization of the results! -
And we Lose More than we Gain by acloneofmyself
Fandoms: Beetroots & Murder - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Snakehips - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Escape From The Vault- Shoot From The Hip, Others Mentioned - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
06 Jun 2025
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“But now he felt like his home was wherever Snakehips was, but unfortunately, Snakehips’ home was elsewhere. Not with Andre, not in Somerset, but in the Southern states of America during the late 1800s. Everything would go back to normal after this, meaning the only company Andre would be left with would be with his beetroots.
So, forcing himself out of his thoughts, he made himself savour these remaining moments at the campfire here, because you never know when it would all come to an end.”
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Andre helps Snakehips experiment with men
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You Being in my Life is my Wealth by Ceder_Bird
Fandoms: The Off-Season - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
29 May 2025
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John Jacob Macallister loves his angel, but can't help but feel like he is pulling her down. These fears are reinforced after attending an event for elites. Angelina reminds him why they're together.
Aka John is self-conscious, and Angelina f*cks it out of him.
Rated Explicit for smut
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? 天呐，那是个茄子吗？ by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 May 2025
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背景来自SFTH 播客的“Beetroot's Late Night Show"环节。
Xavier紧追不舍，Derek心乱如麻，而Titch不知为何左右为难。 -
But try as I might, I couldn’t bring myself to hold you by Isobelsftheditss
Fandoms: Escape From The Vault - Shoot From The Hip D&D Sketches, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
12 Apr 2025
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The group enter a bar to relax after their adventures. Andre spots Xavier, leading him to relive his trauma and Snakehips is spectacularly bad at comforting him.
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I will survive, but I'll never recover by drownedscribe
Fandoms: Escape From The Vault - Shoot From The Hip D&D Sketches, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
25 Mar 2025
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It was never meant to end this way. He and Jeremiah were meant to leave this place together, goddammit.
Instead, he was standing face to face with a twelve feet tall Cube, deep in denial about why an all too familiar voice was calling out for him from within. -
A Purpose For Margaery's Phones by TheCopperSoulBox
Fandoms: Escape From The Vault - Shoot From The Hip D&D Sketches, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
01 Mar 2025
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Janae
Well, we all have surnames, don't we?Derek
…Hugh
…Johnny
…Lady Margaery
do you?Peter
i do!Benjamin
i lost my first name for a whileDanny
what???~
A very large cast of characters have found themselves in a place called The Dock, seemingly with no way out. Margaery has been accumulating phones for a good long while now thanks to her business. It seems, due to this strange circumstance, she might have finally found a use for them.
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- Part 4 of A Box of Chatfics
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Starfish Through It by Kilimili
Fandoms: SFTH Universe - Fandom, Beetroots & Murder - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Bus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Jan 2025
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André is hosting America’s Next Top Model and Toby is the guest judge for the week. They're bored so they make out and end up in bed.
Not much plot other than Magnus being shooketh lmao- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,709
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 176
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Nigel had not expected much of his participation in this reality show, really. But what if feelings just happen? What if these feelings might even be reciprocated? Who wins, heart or head?
This is one of the "bad fanfictions" Arabella mentioned in chapter three of Roozyjs fanfic. So buckle up cause it's going to be stupid xD
Nothing of this is to be taken seriously, I deliberately didn't proofread or research anything and the storyline is loosly inspired by an incredibly shitty fanfiction I wrote eight years ago. -
Shoot From The Hip Next Top Model by Roozyj
Fandoms: SFTH - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
29 Dec 2024
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5 girls are in the running towards becoming Shoot From The Hip Next Top Model. Who will be eliminated this week?
A oneshot about one episode because I'm NOT going to write a whole season of this, lol.
Plz pay attention to trigger warnings!
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I've Never Been A Good Man But At Least I Got To Save You by frostww
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Escape From The Vault - Shoot From The Hip D&D Sketches
28 Dec 2024
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He needed this, a second to just exist. Bask in the memories and mourn the loss of something he didn’t even know a word for. Friendship perhaps? Partnership in escape? Or had it been something more?
André returns from the vault to a reality where Snakehips only exist in memories.
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November, 1942 by romeancera
Fandoms: Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Beetroots & Murder - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot from the Hip - All Media Types
19 Nov 2024
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Xavier and André share a liaison. Takes place under the podcast stream “André Beetroot is an eternal show host entity” canon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,012
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 188