14 Works in Blitzo Makes Pancakes (Helluva Boss)

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    Stolas had lost everything, his throne, his status, his daughter, all to save Blitz. All he wants anymore is to run into Blitz's arms and fall into the softness that's slowly creeping into their - something? that's been blooming since he fell from grace. But Paimon has given him a chance to save his daughter from the same cruel fate of an arranged marriage and children, and he's going to protect her at all costs. Vassago, Blitz, Fizz, Asmodeus, and everyone else around him aren't going to let the sad bird's happiness or horniness fade away that easily! Vassago has his own plans and ways to protect the owl, even if it means getting entangled with his ex-lover and Stolas' greatest rival.
    Summary re-written post Mastermind to reflect updates to the cannon and where this slots! Post-Ghostfuckers Cannon-Divergeance, season 3 speculative fiction. Semi-cannon Vassago.

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    Blitz and Stolas had just settled into domestic bliss. They have their girls, a new apartment, and IMP is at a record high body count. But their domestic bliss starts to crash when Cash comes back into the picture. One way or another; Blitz is going to deal with him for good.

    Warning: this is a pretty dark fic! HEED THE TAGS!
    Dead Dove: DO NOT EAT.

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    Song: "Sucker" by Marcus King, for Helluva Musical Bang 2025
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    The morning after the events of Mastermind.
    Blitz makes pancakes.
    Stolas wakes up and he's not ok.

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    The problem isn’t who would be there. The problem is the dinner itself.

    “Dinner” had never been a particularly pleasant or peaceful affair growing up. Her dad had insisted that they sit together as a family because that was what most families did and Stolas wanted nothing more than for Via to have a normal family. For much of her childhood, it hadn’t really been an issue. She couldn’t remember what her mother was like during those dinners, only that her dad had always been smiling at her as he fed her before he ate his own meal.

    “Picture perfect,” he used to say, but his smile would turn sad as he said it. As the years passed, her mother would use dinner as a chance to air out her grievances with Via’s dad; after spending much of the day avoiding each other, dinner always became a shouting match that Stella always won, Stolas being too conscious of Via’s presence to argue back, to fight back, to say anything. At one point, he had even offered to let Stella deviate from their nightly ritual since she did not enjoy it very much.

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    Via goes to the apartment her dad shares with his new family and contemplates their relationship.

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    Stolas' healing begins the day after the trial, though it doesn't exactly feel like healing.

    He wakes up in Blitz's apartment, surrounded by Blitz's warmth and caring, none of which Stolas thinks he deserves. The last thing he wants is to be a burden, especially to Blitz.

    As that first month progresses and the full moon approaches, Blitz and Stolas try to navigate this liminal space between knowing that they are in love with each other and being able to fully accept and act on that love.

    So much has happened. So much is still uncertain.

    At least neither of them have to navigate this new life alone.

    Chapter 1 - The Waxing Crescent
    Chapter 2 - The First Quarter Moon
    Chapter 3 - The Waxing Gibbous
    Chapter 4 - The Full Moon
    Epilogue - The New Moon (added as part of the Stolitz Lunar New Year Event)

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    Stolas and Blitz always felt like they needed a "do-over" for Ozzie's. When the topic comes up accidentally, they settle on Stolas picking and planning the date, and he has just the place. Includes pancakes, cheese, a mysterious Midwest city, and lots of sweet moments between our two boys.

    A Stolitz Lunar New Year fic!

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    After a magical trip and a brutal year, Blitz is trying to manage Stolas' feelings, a new life, a new daughter, and keeping it all together. But it's New Years Eve, and Ozzie & Fizz are throwing a party. Nothing bad could happen there, right?

    Part of the extended "Written in the Stars" universe, though it's vaguely cannon compliant / post cannon events. Inspired by "New Years Day" by Taylor Swift.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Stolas is reeling after losing everything. Blitz is there, but he needs someone. An anchor, a lighthouse to find his way. That's when he spots it, in the middle of night between terrifying visions, the little plant tucked into the corner of Blitz's small apartment. Someone who needs him.

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    Stolas might be more of a mess than ever and a title-less outcast for the first time in his life, but he does not have to be complete deadweight and a burden to those he cares about, does he?

    Or: what if the journey to secretary Stolas is a lot harder than we thought...

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    Stolas is in Blitzø's apartment, on his couch, but he isn't sure he wants to stay there.

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    “Have you ever thought about having more children?”

    Blitz woke from his preening-induced nap to Stolas’ out-of-left-goddamn-field question. It was hardly fair of his boyfriend because he always seemed to drop these zingers while massaging lotion along Blitz’s horn or doing claw maintenance. Especially since Stolas knew when Blitz had a faceful of his chest fluff, he would agree to nearly anything.

    Based off of Mundayme's amazing fanart. Established relationship fluff.

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    After Stolas is put to trial in front of the Goetia, he finds himself being taken away by robed figures. Luckily, there are some familiar faces hiding there, and Blitzø helps him find somewhere safe to stay. Forced into proximity, the two have dinner and some difficult conversations. And ultimately succumb to that unbearable chemistry, of course.

    Or: a headcanon/speculative idea about the ending of Mastermind.

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    407
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    Hits:
    4,214
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    Blitzø sighed, pressing his head harder against the broken down steering wheel until it hurt. He heard the door to Lust Tower open and he glanced over, thinking Fizz had come out to berate him so more. He froze when he caught sight of familiar tail feathers, long legs exposed by that goddamn romper.

    Stolas turned his collar up against the rain, holding his cloak tightly around him. Blitz felt his spines rise in response, felt his heart rate increase and his breath catch at the sight of him.

    Fuck.

    He watched Stolas begin walking down the street towards the elevators. Why didn’t he just open a portal?

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    Blitzø drops Fizz off at Lust Tower and sees Stolas leaving. It's clear Stolas is still hurt from Striker's attempt at his life and Blitzø offers to give him a ride home too.

    Blitzø has feelings.

    Stolas has feelings.

    They don't talk about it.

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    1/1
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    26
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    Accepting you’ll have a tomorrow is one thing. Living it? That’s much harder, but Blitz isn’t alone. He’s got I.M.P. who are for once, trying to make Murder a little less Immediate. Can they still be Professional? No chance in Hell.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    715
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    10,397

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