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    The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”

    “Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”

    “I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.

    “Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.

    “Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.

    Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.

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    Philomena knew so much about him. Mostly because he never shut up.

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    Philomena Cunk is once again out documenting the world. This time, her attention is focused on the world of sapphic-dom.

    Witness as her interviewees question every life decision they've ever made to determine how exactly they got roped in to whatever the fuck they've got themselves into.

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    Philomena Cunk comes to Button House, right as Alison's will to live leaves. Will she survive? Will any of them survive?

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    "What...what the hell are we..." He paused, looking at Damien as he watched this spectacle unfold in front of them. "...Is that a plane with Jesus? And peasant #36? Flying over our heads? And...did it just crop dust us with uranium?" He looked up at Damien, sounding utterly confused. "I...I don't even know where to begin with this conversation..."

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    Philomena Cunk does a segment on UEA.
    Shared with thanks to a friend who contributed.

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    Philomena Cunk interviews the Roys (and Tom).

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    978
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    [ Who are you? Who am I? Vaguely, I tried coming up with the answers. ]

    Philomena Cunk has to deal with her emotions, her identity, and her hatred of her parents, while also trying to be herself.

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    Hellooo, i basically based this on a comment I read on Tumblr by @wrapperpaper.

     

    It's basically what I think would happen if Philomena got to interview our favorite crows

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    During what looked to be an ordinary interview with the gorgeous Philomena Cunk, something passionate transpired between her and the interviewee.

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    In the days following the auction, a (not so) undercover investigator interviews the Crows, in the hopes of becoming a bestselling author.
    Philomena Cunk (character by Diane Morgan) meets Kaz Brekker (character by Leigh Bardugo) in a battle of mind games. Who will emerge as the winner?

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    Comments:
    5
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    40
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    5
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    320
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    Philomena Cunk goes to sleep. But unknowingly, someone was awaiting her in her dream. Someone quite familiar…

    Language:
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    2
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    4
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    Clara Oswald tells the Twelfth Doctor about a bizarre interview she endures by an equally bizarre BBC documentary host, who feels somehow familiar to the Time Lord.

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    32
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