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Postal Dude pulled a stupid stunt instead of talking about his insecurities like an adult. Duke Nukem is going to teach him a lesson for causing him so many problems.
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- Part 5 of DukeDude
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The Postal Dude and Duke Nukem have been dating for a few months and decide to try something new in bed.
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- Part 3 of DukeDude
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Duke Nukem: New Semester Blues by Beanus
Fandoms: Blue Archive (Video Game), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
22 Sep 2023
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After quietly stepping out from the limelight with his beloved wife and retiring to a simple life out in the country, Duke figured that he'd spend the rest of his days in relative peace and happiness with the woman he loved.
Then he lost her, found her, and took up her teaching job as some sort of fucked-up inheritance. Now an older man in a city of youth, Duke has to get with the times and become the badass that Kivotos needs to avert its tragic fate. Hail to the king!
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- Part 1 of Duke Archive
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Incident by realdudexdukefanhereguys
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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Dude realizes he actually might like receiving help and men in an excruciating turn of events on a date night out.
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No cheese, thanks by realdudexdukefanhereguys
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
20 Aug 2025
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The boys get accidentally too much into it and conceive a baby during a vacation. Dude deals with consequences... and cheese.
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Duke Nukem x Reader Headcanons?! I'm My AO3?! It's More Likely Than You Think... by FortheGirlWhohasNothing
Fandoms: Duke Nukem (Video Game)
24 Sep 2025
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Hey, gang, I'm deviating from Postal and TF2 for a sec and giving a little bit of attention to Duke Nukem. Seeing so much Dude x Duke fanart has started to make me grow a thing for Duke. I'm still learning about the franchise and the character so my interpretation of him might be a little OOC. These are general headcanons and some relationship stuff. Gott work on my Duke Nukem skills. If you enjoy these and want more, feel free to hit up my comments (or ask box) and I'll gladly deliver. And, as always, I'm dutifully working on my Postal and TF2 requests. I'm gonna have some posted before the month is over. And if you wanna request Postal or TF2 stuff, you are always more than welcome to! I enjoy getting asks. :D
Also, not me getting put on anti-psychotics... (Imma feed them to my Dude dolls)
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- Part 1 of Duke Nukem, My Beloved Himbo <3
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Just dropped in to have a cup of coffee, friend by HellKnightInShiningArmor (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Duke Nukem (Video Game), Doom (Video Games)
24 Jun 2021
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A sweet fic relying heavily on the Doom Novel canon to establish Duke and Doom Slayer as old buddies from Slayer's brief stint in Hollywood.
The world is saved! Doom Slayer (aka Buddy) is getting an actual retirement, but an old acquaintance asking for a coffee date to catch up might throw off his serene solitude.
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and im dead becuasei love them
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(Postal Dude is trans here, but I do use the terms "cunt" and "clit", just to keep it simple :). )
Duke Nukem and Postal Dude fuck in the stall of a public bathroom.
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Sexual Healing by realdudexdukefanhereguys
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
09 Apr 2025
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Dude realizes it's his husband's birthday and he has absolutely no idea what to gift.
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Six Bitches Living In A House by Scourgefan12
Fandom: Doom (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game), Half-Life, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Hatred (Video Game), Metroid Series, Portal (Video Game), Postal (Video Games), Wolfenstein (Video Games)
15 Feb 2022
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This was made purely because I wanted an excuse to make some of these characters interact, because I know for a fact that if they met it would be an Experience
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“Bet you can’t do this,”
He said, picking up a second slice and shoving it into his mouth alongside the first. His cheeks puffed out, but he managed to chew through it, swallowing with an audible gulp before grabbing a third slice. He stuffed that one in, too, the crusts sticking out from his mouth as he tried to chew them down.
Duke’s eyes widened as he watched the spectacle.
“Dude, what the hell—”
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- Part 5 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.
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oh yeah, it's gamer time by Scourgefan12
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Doom (Video Games), Half-Life, Postal (Video Games), Portal (Video Game), Duke Nukem (Video Game), Metroid Series, Wolfenstein (Video Games)
21 Jan 2022
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The gang gets together to play a couple rounds of Smash. Surely this can't go wrong in any way.
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- Part 1 of Six Bitches Living In A House
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[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going into your cringe comp? by Scourgefan12
Fandoms: Hatred (Video Game), Postal (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
29 May 2022
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Duke and Dude go on a date, leaving Not Important at home by his lonesome. Shockingly, they didn't completely forget him, and bring him home a little something special.
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rolling around on the floor screaming ripping my hair out i wish there was a stronger word than love because 'i love them' doesnt cut it anymore
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Duke never quite realized how tough of a time he had going through life alone until things changed, and he wasn't alone anymore.
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IM FUCKING CRYING THIS ISNT FUNNY THEY ARE SO CUTE I LOVE ALL MY SILLY VIDEO GA(Y)ME MEN
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just guys being dudes, nothing to see here by Scourgefan12
Fandoms: Hatred (Video Game), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
21 Mar 2022
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Not Important and Duke have a friendly little arm wrestling contest.
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH THEYYRE SO CUTE I LOVE EVIL VIDEO GAME MEN IM DYING
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make the bros your hoes by Scourgefan12
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Hatred (Video Game), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
27 Apr 2022
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Dude finally works up the courage to ask Not Important out. Duke, while he's happy for his friend, feels a little conflicted about it.
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they make me sick i love them
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This Time with Feeling by Beanus
Fandoms: Blue Archive (Video Game), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
25 Dec 2023
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In which Duke Nukem and the former Arius Squad learn how to celebrate Christmas.
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- Part 3 of Duke Archive
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House's Re-Diagnosis by Beam_Katana_Blues
Fandoms: House M.D., No More Heroes (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
12 Sep 2024
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House is sentenced to a lifetime of clinic duty. His first patient; Travis Touchdown.
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Duke is quite possibly the only person who is capable of getting Not Important to be quiet and obedient.
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He stepped closer to Duke and, hesitating for a moment, put an arm around his broad shoulders. The action felt weird—forced, even. Postal Dude wasn’t exactly the hugging type. But Duke needed something, and this was all he could think of.
Duke didn’t pull away, but he didn’t exactly lean into the touch either. Postal Dude swallowed hard, feeling more awkward by the second. His face heated up, and he was grateful Duke wasn’t looking directly at him.
“Uh, there, there… or whatever,”
Postal Dude mumbled, giving Duke a light, awkward pat on the back. The words felt clumsy and stupid coming out of his mouth, but he didn’t know what else to say.
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- Part 7 of DudeDuke fics, I NEED TO STOP.