1 Work in Game Time with Randy and Greg - SNL Sketch
Listing Works
-
There Comes A Darkness by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live Sketches, Greg the Alien, Game Time with Randy and Greg, Sports Show
16 Jul 2022
Tags
Summary
This Voice which spoke in Morrigan’s head, however, was not hers. Did not belong. And yet, as the Voice repeated, Morrigan; in those three syllables, she felt known.
—
Greg evaluates the female. 34.2 percent body fat. Muscle mass minimal. A poor feed.
Inhales.
Beneath the soap and scent and all the other ridiculosity humans smother on themselves, Greg gleans peaking estrogen. Her pituitary gland a geyser in his multifaceted gaze which saw beyond limits of light and color. Temperature 37.27 Celsius. No sign of infection or illness.
Ovulation pending.
Greg considers her age. Older than ideal for this species and their inconveniently short span of fertility, but within range. Her breasts. Waist to hip ratio. She’s never carried young. Currently no semen in her system. So competing males not present for a minimum of five days.
If his flat expression were capable of such things, Greg would smile.
---
When plus size model Morrigan Blair goes on 'Game Time with Randy and Greg' for an interview, she faces an otherworldly experience with Greg the Alien.