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  1. The Voyage of the SS Rhovanion by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    27 Oct 2021

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    Modern Cruise AU. Forced to go on a holiday by his publisher, writer Bilbo Baggins finds himself on a unique cruise where anything could happen…

    ...certainly not expecting a singles cruise full of families, a grumpy (but handsome) neighbour, interfering relatives, haphazard events, far too much water and some passengers who are looking for anything but love...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,390
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,143

  2. By Its Nature, Deceitful by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    20 Jun 2016

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    In the year that Bilbo turned twenty-one, nine Hobbits, two Men, and a horse drowned in the Brandywine River. On the road toward Erebor, one dwarf nearly ups that count to thirteen.

    Fortunately for the Company, Bilbo is the fourteenth member to stave off such luck.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,208
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    2,242
    Bookmarks:
    491
    Hits:
    22,618

  3. Dreams: To Stay by His Side by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    02 Feb 2015

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    What would have happened if Bilbo had made different choices at crucial moments during the quest to reclaim Lonely Mountain from Smaug? A companion piece to Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things. Mix of Movieverse and Bookverse with no major spoilers since we are going AU with this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    158,419
    Chapters:
    55/55
    Comments:
    207
    Kudos:
    495
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    30,719

  4. Fiercer than Fire by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    19 Oct 2014

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    The Quest of Erebor as it might have been.
    Billa Baggins is not your average burglar- or, perhaps, a burglar at all. That remains to be seen. Thorin resents this little female's habit of gaining a foothold wherever she lands. Even in his heart.
    A retelling/reinvention of A Hobbit's Tale, beginning with Thorin's arrival at Bag End. Through the Reclaiming of Erebor, and beyond!

    WARNING: Ridiculous length, extreme drama, and non-canon moments galore.

    Written and edited by the Ladies Juno and Loki.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    251,279
    Chapters:
    72/72
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    699
    Kudos:
    1,542
    Bookmarks:
    455
    Hits:
    103,791

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