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Rimmer pressed his lips together in a bitter smile. “Might I remind you that this whole dire situation is your fault?”
“What, the coronavirus?” said Lister.
“No, you idiot, us getting evicted,” said Rimmer. “If it wasn’t for you we’d have two whole bedrooms right now. I could have got a hotplate and a chemical toilet and sealed myself in.”
“Hey, hang on,” said Lister. “I got us evicted? You’re the one who told Mr Hollister about Frankenstein.”
“I wouldn’t have had to tell our landlord that you were in breach of our lease if you hadn’t been in breach of our lease,” Rimmer snapped. “Really, you –”
Reluctant flatmates Lister and Rimmer are forced to move into a one bedroom flat after getting evicted. Unfortunately, it's early 2020 and what was supposed to be a temporary situation drags on. And on...
In which Lister won't stop bringing home new flatmates, Holly communicates exclusively via Zoom call, Kryten bakes bread, the Cat bedazzles a lot of face masks, Rimmer hoards toilet paper, and everyone learns some things about themselves.
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Dave Lister believes that he is a good person. But when Rimmer contracts a holovirus, buried memories resurface and Lister is forced to acknowledge that perhaps he hasn't always been *quite* as good as he would like to think. But it's never too late to put something right... right?
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For my first foray into fanfic in literally a decade, I've opted to give Smegtober 2023 a try.
These are heavily Rimmer/Lister-centric, with appearances by very few other characters.
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Content will not get any more suggestive/explicit than show canon.(Smegtober 2023 prompt list created by Tumblr user @a-literal-toaster-wtf)
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Lister discovers that Rimmer has been writing fanfiction – gay fanfiction (spirk). Rimmer denies that it means anything, but admits to finding both Kirk and Spock hot.
Years later, Rimmer has returned from being Ace and has discovered things about himself. One of those things is that he is gay, and helplessly in love with his bunkmate. Now it's halloween and Rimmer and Lister has similar plans for their costumes...
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Smegtober Day 21 - Change by lleennbboobbaaoorrrisscchheerrr69
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
22 Oct 2023
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Rimmer gets femmed up in order to make a visiting deep spacer happy. He is being sooooo so brave about it.
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My take on what happened between "Only the Good" and "Back to Earth"
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"Lister was having a bad day. And what's worse is he was pretty sure he was dead."
The detonation of an unknown object from the wreckage of another ship leaves each member of the Red Dwarf crew feeling very odd
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Holly's computer senility has long been a problem, but after a series of small culminating instances, Rimmer finally decides to do something about it.
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He was so proud when he’d put it on the first time.
16 years old on his first away mission, regulation boots polished to gleaming, tie done over and over until it sat just right, sewing over his arm patch again with meticulous precision just so he could be sure it wouldn’t come off. Everything sat in its place exactly how it was supposed to. -
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”Kochanski recognised Holly was speaking, but the words flowed past her ears like river water over a stone. Things didn’t feel quite real. Surely, this couldn’t be actually happening. No, that would be preposterous!! How could the entire crew die within the few months she was in stasis? And without the higher-ups at JMC being alerted, at that?!”
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Kochanski reluctantly decides to look after the stray cat Lister smuggles onboard the Dwarf. Things only go downhill from there - or do they?
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AU What if Rimmer had the sobering chat with Holly after being in stasis after three million years?
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Arnold Rimmer never learns his lesson. This counts double for removing his memories.
“You were the one tampering with your own memories, see? It says so on the file records,” she replied. “Surely you should trust your own judgement and not make things worse.”
“I don’t trust that smeghead’s judgement on anything,” he retorted. “Get those memories redownloaded now.”
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The spider web of my thoughts: Short ficlets/ random scenes and ideas that are rattling around my skull by Minibagelqueen
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Red Dwarf (UK TV)
15 Jul 2023
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I have so many plots, ideas, dreams and hopes to write with my favourite boys and not enough time to do any of them! So I'm sharing them with you guys. Hoping someone gets an earworm and is forced to write something based on one of the ideas! Yes, I am casting out my wordy demons and hopin to inflict writing misery upon the world!
Hope you like some of the ramblings!
if you are inspired please share any links and credit please.
Expect lots of dumping of thoughts here.
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Lovebirds are just African parrots with a good PR team by TRaena
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
13 Jul 2023
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“Hello, I suppose you’re me,” the alternative Rimmer said, looking him up and down.
“You’re…you’re alive?” Rimmer spluttered, indignation and jealousy turning his voice high-pitched.
The very much alive Rimmer finally seemed to notice the H on his forehead and his eyes widened. “And you’re not? Why?”
“Why? That is none of your business miladdo!” he huffed.
“And who’s that?” he continued, gesturing to Lister.
Lister snorted. “Shouldn’t you know?”
The other Rimmer frowned. “Excuse me for not being entirely au fait with the foibles of parallel realities. I know you and the Cat, but this…gentleman,” he said the word with no little disgust, “I have never clapped eyes on before.”
“I’m Lister!” Lister exclaimed.
“No, you’re not!” the other Rimmer replied, looking to his right. “The other Lister is…well, you’re not Lister.”
“How am I not Lister?” he said, sounding crestfallen. After all, it is pretty hard to prove you are who you say you are in a parallel universe.
AKA: Holly ends up in a different universe when he uses the Holly Hop Drive
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Rimmer faces another software reset, and this time he decides to tell Lister.
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Rimmer goes to therapy. Lister hates it.
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The Tenth Doctor and Donna meet The Red Dwarf Crew by pensarecool2016 (pensarecool)
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Red Dwarf (UK TV)
13 May 2023
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The Red Dwarf crew accident leave Rimmer behind while traveling. They go back to get him, and find something else along the way.
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"The woman I loved most in the whole world... She didn't love me! She loved you." With an unreadable face, Rimmer turns and leaves, not looking.
An hour and some later, Lister finds him sulking in the disco, splayed over the bar counter.
What Rimmer doesn't remember, can't hurt him.
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Some of Lister's behaviour gets flagged by the new HR system, Lister has to undergo workplace sensitivity training, and Rimmer isn't sure what's going on.
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Holly has come up with an ingenious way to keep the crew entertained: Daily quests! The crew seems to love them.