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Broken Universe by eldritchunicorn
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
11 Sep 2019
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(...) He collapsed onto his knees, sobbing. He couldn’t take it anymore. For the first time in his life he found friends, true friends and he has let them all down. In the worst way possible.
“What of it, then?” He heard his own voice above him. He looked up and saw himself, in his yellow jacket, looking down at himself with pity.
“What of what?” He asked inanely.
“Of your life. Of your purpose, Dirk.”
He looked around and shrugged. He didn’t know. Seriously didn’t know.
“I guess-,” he looked around then went back to his own face above him. “I guess it’s the end.”
“Oh no, Dirk.” The other him kneeled before him and took his hand in his. “No. It’s just the beginning.” -
The Secret to Surviving by flightinflame
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
24 Aug 2019
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Todd Brotzman is desperate for a job after being fired by the Perriman Grand. With his sister's medical bills quickly adding up, the offer of a job from an agency called Blackwing seems like the break he's been waiting for.
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Lead me back from the darkness like you do. by electricteatime
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2019
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One missing person is so normal it’s almost boring, and two really isn’t much better. A missing house on the other hand, that’s a little more interesting, and when an entire street disappears without a trace, it’s fair to say Dirk is in his element.
Then Todd goes missing, and he’s so out of his element it threatens to drown him.
It's all just symptoms of a bigger problem, one Dirk has been trying his hardest to ignore, something broken in the fabric of reality itself that's only growing worse with time. He's not the only one who feels it, but he might be the only one who can fix it. It's a thought that he doesn't even want to consider, let alone have to contend with when he doesn't know what he's doing and he no longer has Todd to help him out.
But Dirk isn’t ready to give up just yet, no matter what the universe tries to toss his way. Instead he finds allies in unlikely places, friends where he’d assumed enemies, and sets out for the one place on earth he swore he’d never go back to. He’s going to set things right if it kills him, it’s what he was meant to do, he has to fix this.
And get Todd back in the process. That part is non-negotiable.
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Michael Assistent by crashhdown
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 Jun 2019
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Back before he worked in Blackwing, Lt. Michael Assistent was a high-school outcast, bullied by his peers for an aspect of his life he had no control over. The only person who bothers to talk with him is a girl named Daphne, who shares a very similar secret. However, it’s hard for Michael to trust anyone, even when they’re trying their hardest to help.
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Assistents Make Good Assistants by shrinking_universe
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
17 Jun 2019
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Now that Dirk has his shiny new agency, he decides that they ought to have someone manning the front desk. A whim (and the universe) leads him to hiring Lieutenant Assistent for the job, and it ends up working surprisingly well.
There’s also a case, some slime is involved, and everything is definitely connected.
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- Part 1 of The Assistent Files
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Even If The Universe Falls Apart by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
12 May 2019
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When reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.
A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backward clock, loads of ketchup and three words:
Everything is connected.
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Молодой динамично развивающийся проект "Черное Крыло" приглашает на работу талантливых стрессоустойчивых людей, которые заинтересованы в интересных задачах, профессиональном развитии и дружном коллективе.
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my heart's saying (don't let go) by unintentionallyangsty
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
12 Mar 2019
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Having just recently contracted Pararibulitis, Todd Brotzman has been living his life suspended in an unvarying slog of unfulfilling jobs and shallow depression, content to simply keep his head above water and go on surviving...
Which is made somewhat difficult due to the unexpected and incredibly inconvenient infatuation he develops toward one Dirk Gently, the eccentric and colorful florist who has recently begun working just across the street.
(alternatively; a simple coffee shop/flower shop au that carried itself just a bit out of hand).
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...That I Shall Say Goodnight 'til it be Morrow by kenisle
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 Feb 2019
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Todd loses his concentration whilst trying to hold the portal open and ends up in Blackwing, where he sees something unexpected.
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- Part 2 of Project Icarus
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Thin Ice by thankfullynotaredshirt
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
16 Feb 2019
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Michael is an ice skater with a big crush on a boy he keeps running into. When offered the opportunity to spend more time with said boy, he accepts it but at the cost of a clear conscience.
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The Other side does not make any sense. by Voidgremlin
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
17 Jan 2019
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Here's a new case, it's about, a Grim reaper, a conspiracy, a thief, a kid, the human race and Dirk.
Weird ? Not enough to make anything that happen all-right. -
Escape the Moon by flightinflame
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
09 Jan 2019
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Dirk and the rest of the agency staff take a celebratory trip to an escape room. Dirk mostly uses this as a chance to get close to Michael.
Part of the Holistic Gift Exchange - for woodenemy00 -
Finding Freedoms by flightinflame
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Jan 2019
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Agent Cjelli (C.J. to his friends) has been a member of Blackwing for eighteen years, and working cases for the past four. He mainly wants to visit Project Lamia and go outside, but has found himself increasingly drawn to his coworker, Lieutenant Assistent. When Agent Black is assigned to their team, his life changes more than he ever could have imagined.
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Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow... by kenisle
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
16 Nov 2018
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Tortured by tedium and berated by bots, Dirk starts to lose hope. Then warm light enters his life in the form of Lieutenant Assistent, an unassuming but kind Blackwing agent who just joined to see aliens and got way more than he bargained for. Will this ray of sunshine be Dirk's saving grace or his downfall?
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- Part 1 of Project Icarus
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Chance Encounter... Or Was It? by kenisle
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
03 Nov 2018
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Dirk bumps into a panicking Michael Assistent, calms him down, and drags him along to escape Blackwing.
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The Shape of Lies by RainCoveredLens, ToMarsAndBeyond3
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Oct 2018
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As the hunt for Adrien Greyback continues, the pack falls into hard times after Amanda has a devastating vision. As the clock ticks on, and time runs out, everyone grows increasingly more desperate. With gods on their tails, traumatized werewolves, and Osmund Priest on the loose once again, everything they have built to protect starts to fall apart at the seams.
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- Part 3 of The Modern Fenrisulfr
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Dirk Gently's Holistic Massage Parlour by HolisticObsessor (Talraven) for Duncanor
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 Oct 2018
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Dirk Gently dropped out of university to become a Holistic Masseuse. Together with his odd-ball group of friends slash employees, he saves lives and cures obscure diseases, one selective client at a time. This time, he also happens to fall in love, unearth family secrets, get kidnapped by a madman with a fake moustache, and also play matchmaker to his aforementioned friends. Not necessarily in that order.
Aka, the Holistic Massage Parlour AU literally no one asked for.
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Do You Love Me? by DrawYourGunsR5
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
12 Sep 2018
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I don't even know how to summarize this. Todd broke up with his boyfriend and all he wants is to spend time with Dirk.
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It's (Not) Aliens by setmeatopthepyre
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 Aug 2018
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It’s a rare, quiet morning at the Agency, and Farah is enjoying it immensely when the door opens and in come two of the Rowdy 3. The others, including their van, have disappeared in a flash of blue light and now Gripps and Cross are turning to the only holistic detective they know to help find their family and bring them back.
Meanwhile, it seems like the whole area has gone Area 51, because there’s strange lights in the sky, lightbulbs that won’t stop flickering, mysterious disappearances, and a sudden resurgence of crop circles. Tina & Hobbs investigate a missing cow while communicating with the Agency through Snapchat, Friedkin is up to something, Assistent is an alien conspiracist and he’s been talking to some ex-cop about soul-swapping..?
My contribution to the DGHDA Big Bang!
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After Wendimoor, everyone returned to their lives, lulled into a false sense of security. They weren't expecting Blackwing to take one of their own. Their only hope of getting their friend back is to join forces, along with a little bit of help from some unexpected sources...