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Series of oneshots from the TV show Get Smart. Some focuses on Max whump, others the father and son relationship of Max and Chief.
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- Part 1 of Get Smart Oneshots
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A how-they-first-met story for 99 and 86 when 99 is still a new recruit. Max attempts to teach 99 some self-defence with unsurprisingly little success. A (hopefully nice) light, blossoming friendship story.
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Maxwell Wilbur’s Camera by CremeTangerine
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Get Smart - All Media Types
04 Apr 2020
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Control Agents Max Smart and Ninety-Nine are assigned to shadow the Beatles on the eve of their 1964 concert at the Washington Coliseum, after a Kaos agent is reported to have penetrated the band’s inner circle.
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- Part 8 of Don't Touch that Dial!
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A carrot was really the best you could do, Schmart? by Hawkbringer
Fandoms: Get Smart - All Media Types
20 Mar 2019
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After weeks of spying on Smart, watching him use a carrot of all things for self-pleasure, Ziegfried finally snaps and storms in to show Smart how it's really done.
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- Part 9 of Hawkbringer's Greatest Hits
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"Stay quiet Maxie, or I swear I'll gag you."
Max's face was stoic even as his arms began to shake with the effort of staying still, pinned above his head by one of 23's large palms. 23's face was mere inches from his own, breath ghosting almost directly over his lips. His grip tightened around Max's wrists fractionally, "Got it, Maxie?"
"It's paintball, 23. I believe I am perfectly capable of staying quiet long enough to-"
"Quiet, Maxie!"
Control issues a new training session where agents must stay hidden for a full three hours. Max gets paired with agent 23, but he can't can't seem to keep silent... So 23 finds another way to shut him up.
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Operation Spiderhorse by qvcrossb (handschuhmaus)
Fandoms: The Avengers (TV), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Get Smart - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Dec 2017
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In which some avengers of something or other assemble themselves and a few other things, an overabundance of C.O.N.T.R.O.L. and similarly clever acronyms is had, and the days aren't saved per se but are nonetheless made a little better.
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12 Angry Men by murilegus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Get Smart - All Media Types, Supernatural, Monk (TV), NCIS, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
15 Oct 2017
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12 Angry Men are called in for jury-duty. They just happen to be somewhat special men.... Very special, in fact.
In other words, not enough crossovers that put multiple geniuses in one room so here you go! :D
This is less plot-driven and more of a crack-feast, so it can be read despite not being finished. I am working on reaching the end but my muses seem to have gone on vacation along with the ones that used to help McGee.Series
- Part 1 of 12 Angry Heroes
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Would you believe that this a crack story in disguise?
... No?
Well, would you believe that this is two crack stories in disguise?
... You sure?
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- Part 10 of Facetious Fusions
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A new agent joins CONTROL.
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do by dbud
Fandoms: Get Smart - All Media Types, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009)
22 Jul 2016
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After breaking up, Max and Agent 99 must still work together on a mission. But she quickly learns that Max is not handling the end of their relationship well.
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Max was not stupid, but even the simplest plans can go awry.
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- Kudos:
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Prospit Nights by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, Portal (Video Game), Sam & Max, Mass Effect, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dead Poets Society (1989), Red Dead Redemption, BioShock, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII, Halo, L.A. Noire, Doctor Who, Attack on Titan, Transformers, Plants vs Zombies
13 Feb 2014
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A normal session of Sburb is interrupted rudely by a time-travelling meta demon from France, and Andrew Hussie tries to take over the narrative. Some people come back from the future, every character dies multiple times, a glacier enters the time vortex, and Prospit is massively mistreated. Also, probably some other stuff. I sure as hell don't know. Just read the story yu o piece of sh it.
Terry isn't actually a co-writer. I have no idea who Terry is. I accidentally added him to the co-author list and now I can't remove him. Oh well, just another carriage to add to this trainwreck. The real authors are Terry Bull and Ike Nathan Taylor Wright. Fuck yes.
The formatting is terrible on this site. It you like, there's a mirror here with the correct formatting: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nSh1Vsvnvgh6uP0tqss50n5MQsFMUm2Sq5vQ5D3xfQM
Perhaps I'll correct the formatting on here at some point also. Who knows? Anyway, I'd post comments on this site for convenience either way. -
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Max is too afraid to admit to himself and too 99 of his deep and everlasting love for her. Fear that her life would be in even more danger because of him. He's afraid that KAOS would use her to bate him. So he denies his feelings for her.
99 is upset and not fully understanding his reasoning for denying himself and her his heart. She tries to toughen up and realize that he was just trying to protect her. But, she was one tough cookie – meaning she was a damn agent for CONTROL after all. She could take care of herself.
Until an group of four KAOS agents kidnap her. 99 goes through life altering pain. Due to the beatings, raping, and mind tearing apart torture that they put her through. Will she manage to recover and get herself back – or will she crawl deep inside her never to be healthy again?
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- Part 5 of Trying to protect your loved ones
- Part 9 of Dangerous Liaisons
- Part 10 of Finding your way through the dark to the light
- Part 11 of Life is a mess
- Part 2 of Heartbeats
- Part 12 of Never Alone Again
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86 thinks is new partner is groovy, but however is he going to find out her name?
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99 reflects on her future after Maxwell Smart proposes to her.
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Max and 99 share a particularly memorable Christmas Eve together.
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Max and 99 ring in another year at Control's annual New Year's gala.
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Written in response to the challenge of a lipstick stained tissue ... one of Max's most prized possessions?
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A more serious look at the relationship of the two secret agents when Max's plans for his anniversary seem to fall through.