9 Bookmarked Items in Phil Swift
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Empty Containers by saffi_chan for crack fic readers
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Kanye West (Musician), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Minecraft (Video Game), communism - Fandom, Oreos - Fandom, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, DCU (Comics), Lucky Charms - Fandom, FNAF, Five Nights at Freddy's, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Shrek (Movies), Bee Movie (2007)
01 May 2022
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You walk into a house. It is not your house. You look in the cupboards, and see countless containers of food. Good, this will last for a while. A while later, you go to eat some food, but...
And then the crack begins as this fic spirals into madness and memes-
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Shrek and friends bizarre adventure: the complete saga by Shrekanankin
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Bee Movie (2007), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Johnny Test (Cartoon), Cory in the House, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types, Bionicle - All Media Types, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Killer Bean Forever (2009), Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials, Transformers - All Media Types, Super Smash Brothers, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Filthy Frank - Fandom, Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010), Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Naruto, Political RPF - US 21st c., LazyTown, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! RPF, Ratboy's Kingdom (Web Series), Laserblast (1978), Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Room (2003), LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles, LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga, Transformers: Cybertron, Minecraft (Video Game), Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Slipknot (Band), David Bowie (Musician), Limp Bizkit (Band), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, Family Guy (Cartoon), Bone (Comic), Motu Patlu (TV Show), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Marvel, DCU (Comics), Death Note (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers Generation One, Undertale (Video Game)
09 Aug 2019
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The greatest anime series ever made by a human, following the adventures of Shrek and his ever growing crew, and all the strange adventures they go on. This goes out to all my boi's on Discord. https://discord.gg/Fk83yRd.
BTW, this is technically gonna be a retcon of my old Shrek and Friends bizarre adventure fic, so yeah.
It basically goes over the adventures of Shrek and his crew of dank memes, and there many adventures. The battle between good and evil is ver prominent in here.
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Shrek Jojo's?
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Flex Seal My Asshole Shut by Emperor_of_the_Plebs for ProfessorWillowsSubservientSon
Fandoms: Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials
07 Sep 2020
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Flex Seal My Asshole Shut is a story about an asshole, yours specifically, the one that you posses, being Flex Sealed shut. Now that's a lotta damage. (not canon if you don't have an asshole)
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- Part 1 of Flex Seal Family Of Shitposts
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This made my day.
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Eggman Gets Forklift Certified and Dies by Mario9501
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Real Person Fiction, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)
12 May 2022
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!Warning this is dumb don't read!
This is pure crackfic and no actual substance can or will be found here. Wrote this in a Discord call with a friend over 20 minutes.
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- Part 1 of Eggman Forklift Certified Lore.
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:))
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Piers x nathan explosion yaoi 2: electric boogaloo by Rorotan
Fandoms: Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials, NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE (Visual Novel), Metalocalypse (Cartoon), Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions, 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
19 Jul 2023
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So uhhhhhhhhhhh they go to smile burger and get the mcwhopper but everything goes wrong when pchan and phil swift try to put flex sauce(which is just flex seal) on their mcwhopper
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- Part 2 of Piers X Nathan explosion yaoi: the saga
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like all of those boats, you sawed my reputation in half by birdgirlwrites for Fill the Swift
Fandoms: Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials
06 Dec 2021
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A villain? You eye your phone. The screen is still glowing, kept alive by a flood of tweets in the ever refreshing Twitter tag, all taunting you. Mocking you. A villain...A small wet laugh leaves your lips.
“They want a villain?” You swipe your phone from the table. “A big bad in the fairytale fucking life PR spun for them? Fine! I’ll give them a villain.”Series
- Part 2 of flexual tension
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Flex Tape My Asshole Shut by Emperor_of_the_Plebs
Fandoms: Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials
24 Jan 2021
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Flex Tape My Asshole Shut is a story about an asshole, yours specifically, the one that you possess, being Flex Taped shut. Now that's a lotta damage. (not canon if you don't have an asshole)
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- Part 2 of Flex Seal Family Of Shitposts
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one break flex tape can't fix by birdgirlwrites for Fill the Swift
Fandoms: Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials
15 Apr 2021
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“I broke your heart, y/n, and that’s a lot of damage.” He said, his thumb rubbing soft circles over the Flex Tape strip. “But it’s nothing we can’t fix, hm? Or at the very least, try to.”
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- Part 1 of flexual tension
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What do you fucking want from me? Jon and Phil bang and stuff, okay?