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YET ANOTHER silly Homestuck fan adventure, in which the kids somehow found themselves listening to Roxy, booking a block of hotel rooms, and hitting the casinos with fake IDs.
Don't try this at home, underage kiddos.
Feel free to submit commands as the story goes on! Only YOU can cause sick fires!
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Roxy Lalonde usually drunk calls Jane Crocker, but she's never called Jane while high before.
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The world is scary and you need to cope. You want to cope. You want to stop being alone. You want a lot of things, but you don't get them. You just drink.
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In which a drunk and a fish troll sit by themselves in a corner and make mouth flappy noises at each other, and then Roxy passes out.
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde and you are not in love with your best friend. You are in love with Jane Crocker, who you suppose is also your best friend now that you think about it, but that’s beside the point.
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Some loves are so powerful they can transcend universes.
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“A closet.”
Jake sniffs. “It's our hiding spot.”
You want to scream. You actually, literally do.
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1. she hoeps he doensst doessn't* doesn't** go away
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Written for the prompt "Roxy, striptease" on kinkmeme. In which Ro-Lal's idea of a perfect sleepover is for everybody to get NAKED.
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A chat log of Sollux and Roxy that started out as flush crush and quickly evolved into moiraillegiance.
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The person who is calling has a history of making subversive statements and using inappropriate language. Are you sure you want to take this call?
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You were never supposed to remember.
This isn't how the game was supposed to work.
The Scratch is called a hard reset for a reason. It means starting over from square one with a clean slate. Memories don’t come with the package, or aren’t supposed to, but you guess the game made you some kind of special exception (hahaha hehehe), because you remember. You remember everything, and you don’t know what to think.
Except that something must have gone terribly wrong.
Part II: You chase the meteor like it's a falling star.
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He says, “I’m just glad they’re happy” but somehow it just comes out “I hate how much it hurts” and she swallows hard, saliva and gin, takes a shaky breath and says. “No, don’t” but it comes out slurred together and sounding like “I know, I know, I know.”
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A day in the life of a bunch of ordinary guys working in an ordinary office for a company that does... something.
Or rather, a lot of people not doing much work, and having affairs.
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Jake and Roxy give each other a hand getting dressed for their double date.
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- Part 1 of A World Where Everyone Is Happy
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She is marvelously ordinary, in her boatnecked t-shirt and denim skirt, black leggings fraying just a little and worn sneakers with new laces. Her hair is clumped with hairspray and her foundation flakes at the tip of her nose. She leans her weight on her right leg, just like you, and sucks on her cheek in a way you know will end up leaving tiny sores that sting next time you eat.
You wonder what she sees when she looks at you, if she zones in on the symbol on your chest or the pimple on your forehead, if she measures you both on a scale or places you side by side without comparing.
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Prompted by a friend, in which "Dirk and Roxy are lovesick teens who want their best friends and commiserate whilst Roxy watches reruns of Harry Potter and Dirk repairs his smuppets".
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“Alright, Cinderella, it’s well past midnight,” he says, making a snatch at her arm and managing to catch enough wrist to anchor her. “Time to get you home with both shoes on before the stepsisters fuck everything up.”
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TT: Sometimes I've gotta go round her up from some godforsaken cranny of the abyss. Drag her tipsy ass home, tuck her back in.
A few instances of Dirk taking care of Roxy while she's half-awake on Derse.