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    "He saw you dance to this? In front of thousands of people?" his mom asked, her voice caught between horrified and impressed.

    Shane wanted to sink through the floor and possibly never resurface. He tugged at the collar of Ilya's jersey like it was suddenly strangling him. "Can we please not talk about this? I am a grown man, you know."

    “Panties this and dancing that," she read aloud, squinting at her phone screen before her eyes went wide as saucers. "And what is—oh. Oh." Her voice cracked on the second 'oh,' pitching up about three octaves. "Shane, this is about—"

    "Mom. Please." Shane actually covered his face with both hands, his voice muffled against his palms.

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    Shane takes his parents to meet the man who stole his heart through the power of a thirst trap shout out and DMs, then spends the rest of the day unwittingly transforming into the world's most enthusiastic (and oblivious) puck bunny.

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    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

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    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

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    They have spent ten years keeping their relationship a secret.

    They’re careful about it.
    They follow the rules.
    They never let it slip.

    Or so they think.

    And then the Centaurs' plane crashes and suddenly the secrets don't really matter.

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    After a grueling game against Montreal, Ilya has to talk to the press, instead of kissing his beautiful husband. A tragedy, if you ask him.

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