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The Annals of the Dread Council by KaedweniTome
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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16 May 2025
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(Podfic) With a Conquering Air by vamprav for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 May 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
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07 May 2025
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of loyal lies and traitorous truths by PrincessOfWhiteShadows
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Oct 2024
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What if Aleksander hadn’t had that box? What if Master Gustavus had thought to extend the curse to writing as well as speaking? What would have happened then?
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05 May 2025
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Terrans and you: How to live and interact with the mad primates of Terra by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
28 Aug 2023
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY
Terrans and you: How to live and interact with the mad primates of Terra - It's not THAT hard to live with Terrans!
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- Part 37 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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20 Apr 2025
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What's a crash landing between friends? by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
23 Jul 2023
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves. Originally posted and created for /r/HFY
What's a crash landing between friends?: Some Terrans are smart. Some really really aren't. But the main thing nearly all Terrans share is the desperate wanting to make friends with anything, even if that anything just wants to be left alone.
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- Part 28 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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19 Apr 2025