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    Lando Norris had a Michelin-starred life in London, until his grandma’s will yanked him back to the middle-of-nowhere town he’d escaped. The catch? She left her struggling waffle shop 50/50 to him… and to Oscar Piastri.

    Oscar. The hot, petty baker next door who’s been his childhood enemy since the Great Kangaroo Incident of 2005 (a misunderstanding, for the record). Now, thanks to a clause only a chaotic grandma would write, they’re stuck running the place together.

    It’s a disaster.

    Oscar thinks Lando’s a pretentious city boy who abandoned his roots. Lando thinks Oscar’s a judgemental hermit who seasons everything with spite.

    Their only common ground is a mutual desire to win the town’s annual holiday thing—mostly so they can gloat over each other.

    Between fighting over batter consistency and who gets to use the good mixer, they’ve got twelve days to turn this mess around. But as grudges start to thaw faster than frozen blueberries, they might discover that their grandma’s real recipe wasn’t for waffles at all.

    It was for this. Whatever 'this' is.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Oscar Piastri is a soft alpha engineering major whose biggest flex is his comprehensive gummy worm tier list.

    His hyperfixation? The new, god-tier scent at his fave candy shop.

    His new mission? Find the candy that smells like sunshine and sophistication.

    His new problem? The scent seems to be everywhere and nowhere, and his favourite candy shop's distractingly cute new employee, Lando Norris—a business major plotting world domination one sour belt at a time—is being weirdly unhelpful about the whole thing.

    It’s a classic case of “he’s not a snack, he’s the whole damn meal,” but for a phantom candy, and Oscar hasn’t gotten the memo yet that it's not the candy but the other whole damn meal he is ready to sell his soul for.

    Lando Norris.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    They handed him an Omega with ash still in his hair.

    Lando stood barefoot on the marble floor of a city that had swallowed his name, his future, and the scent of the man he was promised to. He said nothing. He didn’t bow. He only stared — jaw tight, eyes brighter than any fire that took his home.

    Oscar Piastri was a commander, not a keeper of hearts. The boy was a war spoil, nothing more. He told himself that, again and again, as days passed and silence turned into glances, glances into questions, and questions into something dangerously close to care.

    The rules of war are simple: Victors take. The conquered yield.

    But Lando has never followed rules.

    And Oscar? He's starting to forget them.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
    He’s not.
    …Right?

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    19 May 2026

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    Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
    1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
    2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.

    After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.

    Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
    Then he meets Oscar Piastri.

    Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.

    Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.

    Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.

    The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.

    Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.

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    13 May 2026