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“Trust me, baby.” by 70procent
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988)
17 Jan 2020
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Lydia's life is pretty much normal now. She has the will to live and life's going alright. She also might've gotten a boyfriend... And it's... Two years since she and Beetlejuice had been like peas in a pod. Two years since she'd killed him. Two years since they scared people. Two years since she got visible. It has gone two years, and she still misses him.
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We got out.
“Half a generator,” I say. “We got half.”
Claudette looks at me and nods slowly. “I fixed one in the house too.”
The girl and the old man look at us with confused faces. The girl speaks up after opening her mouth soundlessly twice, “We did two together, working on a third when the alarm sounded.”
All of us do the math. Three working generators never opened any doors before. Five generators, four survivors. Four generators, three survivors.
“What happened? Why did we get free? Did you find something? A key?”, the girl asks with brightly shining hope.
Claudette throws a look at me and surprises me when she speaks. “Something like that.”
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Taking it by 70procent
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 May 2017
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Jim and Bones crashes together with Spock and a group of Vulcans on an unknown planet. Stonn challenges Spock to a fight and the prize is taking Jim as a mate.
Okay, some warnings. Much cum, big-ass vulcan dick, slutty jim, porn. Let's face it; It's unrealistic porn for porn's sake. No prep here... just slam, bam, it's my jam (and Kirk loves it.)
When I say he loves it, I really mean that he LOVES it! Kirk has come to his paradise on Spock's cock.
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Depths by 70procent
Fandoms: markiplier - Fandom, jacksepticeye - Fandom, Septiplier - Fandom, youtube - Fandom
05 Apr 2017
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Jack got his soulmark
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- Part 2 of Mark'd
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The challenge that spawned two Markiplier one-shots by 70procent
Fandoms: Youtube RPF, Markiplier (YouTube RPF), JackSepticEye (YouTube RPF), PewDiePie (YouTube RPF)
24 Oct 2016
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Do not worry! The original character is harmless!
This is a challenge that went on for five hours with two of my friends (their masterpieces not included). To our disposal we had:
-One bowl with names and characters
-One bowl with random words
-One bowl with challenges
-A notebook to write in
-Pen/pencil/something to write with
-Music
-SnacksWe picked notes (varying in numbers between each story) from each bowl and had to include all.
The time limit was decided by every person picking one song each per story and when the last song was over we got to finish our sentence and put our pen down.
Obviously the stories were glorious and hilarity ensued. These are the two one shots with Markiplier I got to write.
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Mark'd by 70procent
Fandom jacksepticeye - Fandom, markiplier - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, Septiplier - Fandom, youtube - Fandom
05 Apr 2017
- Words:
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Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
HHeart:
Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.- Language:
- English
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14 Jan 2019
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HP & The Philosopher's Stone: The Time Jump Chronicles by Transgressions
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2018
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Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived to Defeat Voldemort, Head Auror of the MLE, finds himself stuck in his 11-year-old body after a potions accident. How does 28-year-old Harry deal with being a First Year, with Voldemort rising back to power, and himself a Horcrux again? How does being sorted into Slytherin affect his relationship this time around with Snape? EWE. Slash.
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- Part 1 of The Time Jump Chronicles
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- English
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- 91,132
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- 29/29
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27 Dec 2018
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Breathless (A Tale of Eggsy Unwin) by xxjinchuurikixx
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
03 Jun 2015
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"Harry--"Eggsy breaks off, because, god, Harry's here! He's alive, breathing, beautiful, and he's got Eggsy crushed in his arms and Eggsy can feel his mouth tingling from the roughness of his kiss.
Then Harry pulls back; more-so he shoves Eggsy away. He keeps him pinned to the wall, at arms length, and Eggsy is pleased to see Harry is panting, stray chocolate hairs fallen out of place. The action, however, makes his blood feel cold, and he stares up at Harry in confusion, expecting something more. But Harry makes no move to close the space between them again.
When Harry speaks, finally, it's low and deadly and it fucking hurts.
"Forget that ever happened.".
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**In which Harry Hart returns to confuse the shit out of Eggsy, and make his life a bit of rough.**
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- Part 1 of Breathless
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- English
- Words:
- 101,184
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- 6/6
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06 Jun 2015
Bookmarker's Notes
Jesus christ hold the wheel I'm in love with this
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Eyes Open by Kirihana
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
09 Nov 2012
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The year is 2249, ninety-eight years after the Humans of what was once North America attempted to rebel against the Romulan-Vulcan government. Every year since then, twenty-four Human children, a boy and a girl from each of twelve districts, have been sent into an arena to fight each other and remind all of Earth what happens to those who stand against the Empire and their colony’s Capitol. This year, for the first time, the children of two former victors have been drawn as tributes. District Four’s Spock Grayson is the son of scandalously never-married Amanda Grayson and the talk of the Capitol, but no one should count District Ten’s Jim Kirk – not only the son of former victor and district hero George Kirk, but also the brother of the 94th Games’ second- place tribute – out until the last cannon is fired.
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30 Oct 2014
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Because the kid who’s coming is Vulcan, for heaven’s sake. There’s nothing fun about Vulcans. They’re logical and boring and, if Jim’s being completely honest, just the tiniest bit scary. And this is the boy who will be in his house, sharing his room, sleeping in his brother’s bed. How is he even supposed to start trying to make friends with someone so . . . well, alien?
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- Part 1 of The Ivy Crown