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    “You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”

    Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.

    Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.

    Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.

    But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.

    “Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”

    Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    In spring of the year that Shen Jiu becomes Head Disciple of Qing Jing Peak, his youngest sibling is born in the back room of a poorhouse. Unwilling to raise an unlucky child, his parents sell him to a brokerage at their earliest opportunity.

    Nine years later, when disease tears through the brokerage, he risks speaking up about the things he’s learned from dreams of his past life.

    By the time Mu Qingfang arrives with his disciples to quell the epidemic, it’s already under control, at the direction of a little boy who’s been a slave since infancy.

    Cang Qiong’s Miracle Doctor takes him back to Qian Cao Peak and dresses him in blue and white. His new disciple pours tea for him with trembling excitement.

    By the end of the day, his older brother all but kicks the door down, breathing fire and poison.

    [The System is pleased to offer HOST-002 (Iteration 3E30) “Shen Yuan” exclusive access to the beta of our new State-of-the-Art Silent Mode™! Wishing user an exhilarating, “fully organic” transmigration experience! To facilitate, memories of “past lives” will be locked until processed into a setting-suitable equivalent.]

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    14 Oct 2025

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    As if Xin Mo isn't OP enough, the System wants Shen Yuan to craft a stronger weapon with his own two hands to the tune of Queen's Princes of the Universe... okay, maybe not that last part, but his life's turning out to be more classic RPG than xianxia!

    Or: Shen Yuan (as Wei Qingwei) learns bladesmithing and artificing, makes sure all the fun relics and plants actually get used in proper ways befitting Plot, and gets together with the cute yet perpetually tired medic.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Shen Yuan, after a life dedicated to studying plants and animals leaves him feeling lost after graduation, finds himself drawn into creating artwork of the beasts and plants of a mediocre web novel he started reading on a whim.

    All is great... Until that hack author ruins everything that was good about the book! Bring back the cool monsters!!! And why is every plant a F*** or Die plant now?!

    It was in this fashion that Shen Yuan, after reading the worst web novel on the Internet, died from his own passion.

    "Stupid author, stupid novel!"

    ***

    [Activation Code: “Stupid author, stupid novel” — Automatically triggering system.]

    [ERROR: Unable to find user’s assigned role.]

    [Recalibrating… Recalibrating…]

    Ding!

    [System activation successful! Binding your role: Twin brother to future scum villain Shen Qingqiu, “Shen Shi.” Starting Weapon: None.]

    [ERROR: Due to the special nature of the bound role, this system will be unavailable for the duration of your experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your experience, you can achieve what you desired. Good luck!]

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    08 Oct 2025

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    “Ahjussi…” Yoo Joonghyuk heard paper crinkle. “Don’t worry. I’ll give Master this love letter!”

    Love letter…?

    The sound of footsteps told him Kim Dokja was walking away, probably to avoid telling a 17 year old to stop spouting nonsense.

    “Wait!” Lee Jihye yelled, “How did you give birth to a child?”

    ‘The hell?’

    “Who said I gave birth? Maybe he was the pregnant one.”

    ‘Was Kim Dokja out of his mind?’

    “Master gave birth?!”

    “…If you’re so curious then ask Yoo Joonghyuk.”

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    basically what could've been canon if:
    - Everyone talked a little more
    - Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk were a little less hesitant and a lot more gay
    - They focused on locking lips and not locking Kim Dokja up to prevent him from self sacrificing again because we all know he's going to do that either way
    - kimcom tried to do normal family activities (questionable)

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    05 Oct 2025