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    Andrew and the Idiotic, Thirsty, Ill-advised, Very Off-Limits Crush on his College Roommate's Younger Brother.

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    12 Aug 2022

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    The plan is simple. Within the next couple of hours, if everything goes right, Thomas Innit will fall off the side of the largest hotel in Essempee. No, not fall; he is going to jump off the edge, finally freeing himself from his lonely existence after fourteen long years of it.

    Unfortunately for him, a few inconvenient encounters on the roof prove to him that dying might just be the hardest thing he's ever tried to accomplish.

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    Crush is such a dumb word--such a dumb concept, even--but God, it's accurate. Karl is being quite literally crushed by his thing for Sapnap. It's taking up his entire mind, and he's exhausted. Sapnap acts like this with all his friends, he can't feel the same. That would mean he probably likes Dream and George and Quackity and... literally everyone else in their friend group, too. He needs to stop pretending like he's so special, it's gonna come back and slap him in the face.

    ...

    “Karl, you’re so cold, your lips are literally blue.” He laughs incredulously.

    “Wanna warm them up for me?” The words are out of his mouth before he can stop them, and Sapnap’s eyes fly open once the statement sinks in. “Kidding! Oh gosh, no, I was kidding."

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    12 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Day 1: College AU

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    "You wanna do the project together?" Karl asked. "It's 2 people and I thought since you clearly knew me, it'll be good."

    Sapnap stood still in the corridor outside of the lecture hall. He stared Karl right on his face as he tried to piece the puzzle together.

    There is a project. Do it together.

    You know sometimes when your life is in shambles and you try to figure out what went wrong, so you trace the events back to a single moment- a single decision that brought that chain reaction on you? Sapnap had done that about a million times and came to the conclusion that this was it.

    "Sure," Sapnap replied.

    He should've said no.

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    In which Sapnap fell in love with the stranger that made out with him while drunk during a random frat party, but then discovered that the stranger had a little bit of a complicated relationship with an almost girlfriend.

    Oh and that the stranger didn't remember the kiss or him at all for that matter.

    But now they are in the same class and are doing a project together.

    Man, he really should've stayed away.

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    18 Aug 2021