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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    It’s so easy to kill humans.

    Techno would know, since he does it for a living.

    It’s very easy to kill them, scare them, chase them, crush their brittle little bones when his rot overtakes their bodies. That doesn’t mean it’s any less annoying when one starts messing with his hunting grounds.

    Technoblade huffed through his snout and lumbered through the woods in the direction where he felt another human trash. He didn’t have a lot of time, so he intended for this one to be a quick snack for fungi and his brothers. It would be easy.

    His steps rattled the earth, he wasn’t trying to be stealthy this time. It didn’t apparently matter because the human was completely oblivious to anything happening around him.

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    Or: Human Philza gets reverse adopted by a bunch of cryptids- with only a little bit of attempted murder!

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    28 Jul 2024

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    “Who did this to you?” the Blood God growls, low and dangerous. And anyone in their right mind would be afraid, would be shitting their pants, but Tommy just flicks his eyes to the floor and mumbles that it doesn’t matter.

    Echo hums softly, brushing his fingers gently over the bruises coloring Tommy’s cheek, stopping at the gash over his eyebrow before carding through his hair. Tommy doesn’t mean to lean into the touch, he knows these men are dangerous, are deadly, but he can’t help but feel safe, wrapped up in their brutal care.

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    26 May 2021

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    “Something has been stolen from us,” Thanatos said, his wings puffing up as he spoke. “Something that is very important to us. And we are fairly certain that the person who stole this thing of ours is in this very crowd.”

    Dream tensed beside Tommy as the crowd broke out into murmurs. Eyes were darting towards the different heroes in the crowd, the benefactors no doubt assuming that the culprit had to be a hero.

    “Like we said, we haven’t crashed your party to cause trouble. But we want this thing returned to us, and we won’t hesitate to take extreme measures to get what we want.”

    or, Tommy was a lot of things: a newly debuted hero sidekick, an amnesiac, and a former kidnapping victim of the Syndicate.

    Tommy didn't actually remember that last one though. That was just what Dream told him.

    Only weeks after his hero debut, the Syndicate announces they are searching for something, and Tommy knows it has to be him. The scariest part? If they find him, Tommy will have no clue what to expect, because the Syndicate might know him, but he has no memories of them.

    So he can't let them find him. No matter what.

    Of course they end up finding him anyway.

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    24 Sep 2022

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  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Technoblade knew that he had made a mistake when he had bribed Tommy with doing anything he wanted if he didn't tell Phil that he had caught Technoblade sneaking in well after what his curfew was supposed to be. (Sue him for forgetting the time while out trolling Skeppy, it was well worth it with how annoyed he had managed to make the man in the end.) It was the only thing he could think of at the moment and now he was paying the price for it.
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    Or, Technoblade begrudgingly teaches Tommy to shoot a crossbow and they bond

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    21 Sep 2022

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    Grian had never given much thought to his death, that was until he had no choice in the matter.

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    27 Apr 2020

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