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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Dania Alirue's life is marked by greed. A spoiled elven aristocrat, a private collector of historical artifacts, a notorious glutton and member of an esoteric dining club. He's gotten everything he has ever asked for in life, except for the part where he doesn't have to face the physical consequences of his daily overindulging.

    Dania thinks that his latest acquisition, a battered necklace said to allow the wearer's stomach to stretch indefinitely and to store excess body fat as magic, will be his ticket to greed unending: unhindered by nuisances like "stomach capacity" or "constantly outgrowing your clothes".

    Unfortunately, the necklace's innate enchantments are maybe, just a little, incidentally tiny bit broken, and the dragon's soul trapped inside the artifact is more hunger than help.

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    Standalone tale in a universe I write belly stuff in, you don't need to read the rest of the series (but may recognize some things if you do). If you want to bail on the popping, it only happens in the final chapter (no duh)

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    22 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Jon and Martin are both monsters now, but they're together, safe, and for now, happy. Jon wants to make Martin even happier, maybe with a nice, big dinner. The two learn new things about themselves, such as the fact that a nice, big dinner can be kind of hot.

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    24 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Alex and Shane aren’t dating — they just live in a small town and there’s not much else to do over the winter. And Shane is totally unloveable, obviously. And Alex just wants to experiment with guys, especially one who’s a hundred pounds heavier than he is.

    So they’re definitely not dating, and it’s definitely not a big deal.

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    20 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Adam Parrish was a liar.

    One hour, he'd said, but they’d been at this poor excuse for a party for an hour and ten minutes and Adam was showing no signs of leaving. He stood in a cluster of white, shiny, laughing people, not laughing, holding a glass of champagne and looking elegant in a blue suit Declan had given him, along with this summer internship.

    As if Ronan needed another reason to hate his brother.

    (Adam gets a job on an island and Ronan finds alternative ways to entertain himself.)

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    09 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    With a number of problems to deal with already, a new (and intriguing) addition to his parish is the last thing the Comte de Reynaud needs - and the foreign chocolaterie owner, who is rumoured to be atheistic, unmarried and strikingly beautiful, will be more trouble than he can possibly imagine.
    Long fic, short chapters, a little bit of hurt and a lot of comfort.
    2024 update: I originally wrote this fic over a very short period of time. Having now gone over and (hopefully) improved the overall work and added a lot of material, especially to the early chapters, as well as completing the epilogue, I'm happy to consider it finally finished.

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    13 Apr 2025