Akikofuma
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“You don’t know the meaning of peace and quiet,” Steve huffs, still pissed, but a little less than he was just a minute ago. “You’re loud and- and angry and- fucking spiteful.”
“That’s me baby,” Billy is grinning again, like it’s a fucking compliment. “Total douchebag, at your service.”
“Go be of service to someone else. Y’know, preferably someone that actually wants you around?”
“Already told you, pretty boy. Not in the mood for Hagan and his little squad of jerks.”
“You’re one of those jerks, asshole.”
“Nah princess, I’m the King of jerks. Fucking royalty. Get it right, Harrington.”
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Or: Another Season 2 AU no one asked for, because its such a good starting point for these two. -
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“Look at me boy,” The king spoke fiercely, but not unkindly, leaning forward once more. “Speak freely, and the truth. It is a great crime to lie to a king. How much were you told before you agreed to this arrangement?”
Julian blinked, then blinked again.
“I was told I was to be wed, your grace,” He stammered, even as the world threatened to twist on its axis. “My lord father commanded it, and I obeyed.”
The king stared, as he had before, then sighed.
“Well, fuck.”
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Another Arranged Married AU because I can't help myself.
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Not once had he met Jaskier, hadn’t exchanged a single word, and yet Geralt knew exactly how to fuck him.
Whatever flag should have blown in the wind, Geralt didn’t see it. He’d continued on, had followed Jaskier to the grocery and back, had made sure he came back out of the club he’d gone into. His job suffered, a little, but it was more than worth knowing Jaskier wouldn’t end up drugged and gangbanged in a corner.
Everything he did, he did for him.
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Or: Geralt catches sight of Jaskier through his window. He can't tear himself away, or draw the line where he should. -
Tie me up (and use me, too) by Akikofuma for TheQueenOfFish
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Mar 2023
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He's a Witcher, the white fucking wolf. He's slayed hundreds of monsters and men alike.
He shouldn't be getting off on being at the mercy of another man, no matter who they were, or what title they held.
"Your complexion is pleasing, I will give you that," Emhyr hums, walking a slow circle around him, prying eyes examining the sight before him. "But the beard, Witcher. We've talked about this."
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Or: Geralt gets tied up and face fucked by Emhyr himself
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the fine print, and other things james t. kirk doesn't read by onlyafterhours
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
10 Mar 2024
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After the destruction of Vulcan, many members of the endangered species are left without bondmates. To prevent any further unnecessary deaths, a program is set up to match volunteers with Vulcans entering pon farr alone.
It’s a simple contract: complete a mental compatibility exam, and when a Vulcan enters pon farr with a high enough compatibility score, you drop everything to spend a night on New Vulcan, then go your separate ways. There are definitely no weird ancient bonds in play that can get you accidentally-Vulcan-married to that person.
…Right?
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26 Dec 2025
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No Dawn, No Day by xiaq
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
24 Jun 2025
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“I will not apologize for speaking the truth,” the child says. “However, I regret if that truth has offended you.”
“Jesus Christ, kid,” Jim mutters.
“I am not offended,” Spock responds, as blandly as he is able. “I was remiss in casting such hasty judgment upon your guardian.”
”Father,” she corrects.
”Your father,” he agrees.
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An academy AU + Tarsus aftermath fic in which James T. Kirk ends up accidentally parentally bonded to an orphaned Vulcan child. When the father/daughter duo enroll in Star Fleet, hijinks ensue (mostly at the expense of Spock’s previously immaculate but quickly deteriorating self-control).
Winner of the 2025 Philon Award for a novel-length fic (!!!)
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25 Dec 2025
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Homies Helping Homies by gangstabilbo
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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After T'Pring's untimely passing on Vulcan-That-Was, Spock is unexpectedly stricken with pon farr. Well, if it's between sleeping with your homie or letting him die, Jim thinks the choice is pretty simple.
Turns out it isn't really.
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25 Dec 2025
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After saving Spock during an ambush, Jim suffers a brain injury that leaves him convinced he and Spock are in a romantic relationship.
He begins recalling memories that never actually happened and grows increasingly frustrated when McCoy and Spock insist these memories are the result of his injury.
Despite their assurances, Jim remains determined to believe otherwise.
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24 Dec 2025
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Spock's reaction to the new science officer, Carol, takes a decidedly different direction.
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24 Dec 2025