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    Quen felt peculiar up on the dais, flanked by stags and lions and wolves.

    The Usurper had once been a formidable man, with blazing eyes and a massive war hammer. Now, he was just a red-faced fat man, a pathetic drunk who ate as gracefully as a half-starved hog.

    His Queen seemed to be a perpetually unhappy woman. Cersei Lannister was as beautiful as the singers said, though the woman had all the warmth of a dead fish.

    She might have done well in the north, Quen thought, almost pitying.

    (Or: The gods in their blind malice give Theon the feeble body of a woman.)

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    The only asoiaf fic in existence to me

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    Rudo is a poor boy working on a song. Amo is a hungry young girl, coming in from the cold. Zanka and Jabber, the gods of seasons and death, have forgotten the song of their love. This is an old song, and we’re going to sing it again.

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    Inspired by @soaked-doors’s fucking genius Hadestown AU on tumblr!!

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    Kyrll Chudomirovich Flins is beautiful. That's not even in the top five remarkable things about him.

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    Jabber looks at Assistaff with this easy gaze, like she's really just a girl in the room. Addresses her. Talks around Zanka instead of to him because he knows exactly how that gets under Zanka's skin.

    “Hey shawty,” he leans his weight on her, a little, “you seen what ya boy doin’? You lettin' him get all sloppy on me? Naughty girl.”

    Oh, fuck. Zanka hates that more than direct insults. Because, oh, because-

    It implies a triangle. Another witness to their debauchery.

    “Yer fuckin' crazy.”
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    voyager by Anonymous

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    07 Dec 2025

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    “I’ve been trying to integrate some Alternian samples into my mixes lately,” Dave said, with a little half-shrug. “You know - appeasing our new overlords by totally appreciating their sick beats. I thought maybe that’s why you keep coming to see me.”

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