Alecto_the_implacable
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you have corrupted my imagination and inflamed my blood by ad_astrah for amelia_airheart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale reads some sexy 19th century German literature aloud in That Voice (you know the one), while Crowley sits on his lap and listens. First one to move loses, and they're both trying to make the other break. It's like a dirty, horny version of chicken.
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The Nanny Trap by ad_astrah
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2025
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After witnessing the Nanny and Brother Francis perform several affectionate acts for one another, Warlock decides to give them a little nudge to help them finally get together. The plan is more of a success than he'll ever know.
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The Hierophant by Create_Serenity (Sivany) for OneDapperCat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jun 2025
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Crowley's attempt at tempting a group of Friars goes well, until it doesn't. One of them has questions and doesn't seem to want to believe the answers.
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- Part 4 of Dapper's Deck
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23 Oct 2025
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If we were by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2024
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In 1941 Aziraphale and Crowley imagine their life as humans.
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“I’d meet you at the bookshop, I’d come in sheltering from the rain.” Crowley began, “And I’d be enamoured from the very first meeting.” His shoulders tensed as he spoke.
“Would you?” Aziraphale said, finally cutting through the sounds of slow steps and notes in the air. Crowley relaxed.
“Of course. And you’d never give me a look in,” Crowley said, laughing, “You wouldn't notice at all. You’d barely register I’d slithered in. I’d try to buy a book to catch your eye, and you’d -”
“Do everything in my power to stop you,” Aziraphale said, enjoying the game, closing his eyes to picture the scene.
“Yes, you would,” Crowley said.
“So, what would you do?”
“I’d make it my life’s mission to buy one from you,” Crowley said, and Aziraphale’s lips curved at the seams.
“Yes, I think you would. And I’d be utterly exasperated by you.”
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- Part 3 of Sleeping with the frenemy
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Blackout by Twilightcitysky for abbskdabbs
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2023
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Being an occult being was a double-edged sword, sometimes. If you expected a favourite dining establishment to have a table for you it would, if you expected not to be bothered at dinner you wouldn’t be… and if you expected to experience an episode of alcohol-related amnesia, then you did.
Thing was, if you woke up after said episode with your toga half-off and your legs tangled up with your hereditary enemy’s legs, there was no way to know what had gone on.
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Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
22 Oct 2025