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to pluck a pomegranate by Carrot_Bunny for NikSaf
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Mar 2024
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His palm gradually moves down the bump on his front to cup the underbelly, fingers splaying across the curved surface, and there is a promise in the tilt of his lips as he says in a measured voice that nevertheless carries through the hall into Wriothesley's ears.
"I think I will retire early. Being heavy with child does tire even a god."
Based off NikSaf's Underworld Wriolette AU, specifically this delicious art of pregnant Neuvillette. NSFW art is embedded in the fic, be careful when opening in public!
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Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
25 Oct 2025
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This time, it’s Neuvillette whose fingers fly to his wedding band, thumbing over white gold. “It’s our anniversary,” he tells her, his warm.
Ettie’s mouth drops open. “Oh,” she says. “Oh. Yes, that’s…how many years has it been now?”
“Five,” says Wriothesley. “Hard to believe, isn’t it? I’m still wondering if he knocked his head because who would choose me?” Wriothesley lets out a long, low whistle as a tease.
“Yes, well, I’ve often been told that I have unusual taste.”
Neuvillette and Wriothesley celebrate five years married.
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- Part 15 of Socially Awkward
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25 Oct 2025
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A Demonic Study In Sparking Your Sex Life by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), LexArturo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 May 2024
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After averting two Apocalypses in a row, Crowley and Aziraphale finally secure their much deserved retirement together, settling down in their dream cottage in the South Downs, just like they always wanted. Their relationship and their quiet domesticity are perfection; the sex... even better.
Until an unfortunate incident reveals that Crowley has a dirty little kink.
When Crowley accidentally shocks himself on a neighbour's electric fence, he realises he might have a bit of a problem on his hands. It should be embarrassing really. How is he supposed to enjoy his long, quiet, sexy retirement with his partner, if the only way he can get off is by electrocuting himself?
Luckily for him, he's got the perfect partner willing to help him explore the wild and wonderful world of electro-sex.
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GOAD Spring Fling Kink Sling submission: Black Card Prompt "Electro Stim"
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25 Oct 2025
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A Proper Parlay (Or How To Ruin a Perfectly Good Treasure Hunt) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert) for fishey_me
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Nearing the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, Aziraphale finds himself trying to enjoy his extended work-cation in Spain when he's approached by Gabriel with an unusual mission. The burial shroud of Jesus Christ has been stolen and the last known location of the Shroud of Turin is rumoured to be in the possession of famous Privateer and Corsair, Amaro Pargo. His mission is simple: retrieve the Shroud and return it to Turin Italy before deadly forces and the might of Hell discovers its whereabouts.
But upon arriving in Tenerife one whole day after Amaro passes away, Aziraphale realises that his mission has now turned into an impossible treasure hunt. Worse still, he stumbles across Crowley, having taken up profession with the local pirates and has been causing mischief in return. With the clock ticking, Aziraphale must find Amaro Pargo's treasure before Crowley does, and his frenemy has learned a few nasty tricks from the pirates he's been assisting in causing trouble for the locals.
Things are going to get very interesting, indeed...
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you have corrupted my imagination and inflamed my blood by ad_astrah for amelia_airheart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale reads some sexy 19th century German literature aloud in That Voice (you know the one), while Crowley sits on his lap and listens. First one to move loses, and they're both trying to make the other break. It's like a dirty, horny version of chicken.
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The Nanny Trap by ad_astrah
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2025
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After witnessing the Nanny and Brother Francis perform several affectionate acts for one another, Warlock decides to give them a little nudge to help them finally get together. The plan is more of a success than he'll ever know.
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The Hierophant by Create_Serenity (Sivany) for OneDapperCat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jun 2025
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Crowley's attempt at tempting a group of Friars goes well, until it doesn't. One of them has questions and doesn't seem to want to believe the answers.
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- Part 4 of Dapper's Deck
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Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
23 Oct 2025
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If we were by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2024
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In 1941 Aziraphale and Crowley imagine their life as humans.
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“I’d meet you at the bookshop, I’d come in sheltering from the rain.” Crowley began, “And I’d be enamoured from the very first meeting.” His shoulders tensed as he spoke.
“Would you?” Aziraphale said, finally cutting through the sounds of slow steps and notes in the air. Crowley relaxed.
“Of course. And you’d never give me a look in,” Crowley said, laughing, “You wouldn't notice at all. You’d barely register I’d slithered in. I’d try to buy a book to catch your eye, and you’d -”
“Do everything in my power to stop you,” Aziraphale said, enjoying the game, closing his eyes to picture the scene.
“Yes, you would,” Crowley said.
“So, what would you do?”
“I’d make it my life’s mission to buy one from you,” Crowley said, and Aziraphale’s lips curved at the seams.
“Yes, I think you would. And I’d be utterly exasperated by you.”
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- Part 3 of Sleeping with the frenemy
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Blackout by Twilightcitysky for abbskdabbs
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2023
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Being an occult being was a double-edged sword, sometimes. If you expected a favourite dining establishment to have a table for you it would, if you expected not to be bothered at dinner you wouldn’t be… and if you expected to experience an episode of alcohol-related amnesia, then you did.
Thing was, if you woke up after said episode with your toga half-off and your legs tangled up with your hereditary enemy’s legs, there was no way to know what had gone on.
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22 Oct 2025
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Lucid by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2024
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Crowley and Aziraphale can't stop thinking and dreaming about each other, but both of them thought it was just in their own heads. When they find out they're wrong and try to pull back, they quickly learn that sexual energy fuels their ability to communicate. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is trapped, and time is running out.
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- Part 2 of Transmission
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The Education Of Mistress Aziraphale by CopperBeech
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Nov 2020
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Mistress Aziraphale's still exploring the possibilities of a female corporation with her demon. Some comedy, some memories, some feels, and lots of hot stuff.
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The art of being seen by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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“Eye contact?” Aziraphale said, “Are you quite sure?”
“Me and Newt stared into each other’s for a whole two minutes on our first date, and that’s how I knew he was the one. It’s a guarantee, stare into their eyes, and then you’ll know for certain,” Ana said.
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Aziraphale believes sustained eye contact will help him find the one, shame his date won't take off his sunglasses.
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Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
21 Oct 2025
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Four of Wands by amelia_airheart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jun 2025
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- Part 25 of Dapper's Deck
Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
21 Oct 2025
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A Delightful Change of Pace by amelia_airheart, OneDapperCat, SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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Crowley wants Aziraphale to bake a cake and has a funny way of going about it.
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21 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale is entombed in words. He cannot utter a syllable.
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21 Oct 2025
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Redolence by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Aug 2019
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Crowley had run into Aziraphale at the Royal Opera House sometime in the late 1940s, when the war had ended and the world had gone back to a more tolerable and less combustible state of commonplace temptations and everyday miracles, and the angel had been wearing a single pale gardenia in his buttonhole.
Or, how the fragrance of gardenias is everywhere, and threatens to break down six thousand years of repression.
Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
21 Oct 2025
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Snousers by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jun 2021
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Crowley and Aziraphale get ready to go to Pride.
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- Part 11 of Name That Author prompt fills
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- 500
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Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
21 Oct 2025
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Elision by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2020
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In Paris, after the Bastille, Crowley insists on speaking only in French, which Aziraphale can barely understand. In the absence of language to hide behind, other, more essential truths become evident.
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- Part 6 of Name That Author prompt fills
- Part 3 of intricate rituals (or: 6000 years, the pining while fucking cut)
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Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
21 Oct 2025
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a baptism by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2025
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There is a time to be gentle, to be coy, to drag things out, to tease, to tantalize. He’s done – they’ve done – just that on many past occasions. But now is not the time to take things slow. Now Aziraphale wants to be fast. Reckless, even.
Or: Soho (and Mayfair), 1967. What happened after you go too fast for me, Crowley.
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21 Oct 2025
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nature is healing (or something like that, anyhow) by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2023
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Well. If Aziraphale could be stubborn, so could Crowley. He didn’t need Aziraphale, or his bookshop, dammit. He was going to take a nap, exactly like he’d said he would, and he wasn’t going to get up again until the world, and a certain frustrating angel, stopped being such a downer.
It was the perfect plan.
Or it would have been, had he still had his bloody bed in his bloody flat in bloody fucking Mayfair.
Or, the one where Crowley takes his three-year-long pandemic nap in his plant-filled Bentley.
(inspired by official season 2 promo, but spoiler free)
Bookmarked by Alecto (Alecto_the_implacable)
21 Oct 2025