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"Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."
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Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze. -
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Sanji is a furry. Zoro is not. They're both at the furry convention.
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What exactly constitutes a meet-cute is entirely dependent on how stupid the involved parties are.
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Léodagan de Carmélide se plaisait à répéter à qui voulait bien l’entendre qu’il avait été sacrément nigaud le jour où lui était venu à l’idée d’enlever sa femme.
Ecrit pour le Secret Santa Kaamelott 2025
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"Il ferait jouer une prime de risque, pour sûr, histoire de rentabiliser l’aller-retour supplémentaire entre la Bretagne et les Colonnes d’Hercule.
Et peut-être, juste peut-être, que ce serait l’occasion de revoir une certaine personne. Si l’homme décide de se pointer, bien entendu."Vénec, sûr de tout, sûr de rien.
Spoilers pour Kaamelott: Deuxième Volet Partie 1
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- Part 6 of Annus Dei
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Quand l'empereur Haruhito perdit son trône pour une sombre histoire de verrous, beaucoup de gens eurent beaucoup d'opinions à ce sujet.
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Kaamelott version Japon médiéval, parce que ça nous manquait.
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De leur fuite de Bretagne à leur retour, il y a dix ans.
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“You accused me of treating this like a game. I am sorry if I’ve led you to believe that it is only a game—though I won't deny that part of it is.” Bren gives a disarming smile. “My life is either games or murder, after all.”
“Or mail fraud,” Thelyss says dryly, not even a little disarmed.
“The mail fraud is a sort of game as well.”
A sigh. “Is this your way of telling me that you intend to continue playing?”
Bren smiles again, sharper. “If you would let me.”(In which Bren Aldric Ermendrud decides to seduce the Shadowhand and finds that the best way to convince someone to be vulnerable with you is to be vulnerable in turn.)
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- Part 1 of aBiA
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31 Dec 2025
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The first letter Essek receives from Caleb Widogast is secreted into his pocket at some point during a tense interview with the Bright Queen. For the life of him, Essek cannot figure out how it was done. He doesn’t recall so much as brushing against the other man as he escorted the Mighty Nein out of the Lucid Bastion.
Yet when he returns to his office, there it is, tucked into a nearly invisible pocket in his mantle — a piece of subpar parchment folded to vaguely resemble a cat’s face with tiny pointed ears.
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26 Dec 2025
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let’s live for the ritual by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Jan 2025
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“Are you going to kill me, Satoru?” Suguru asks, the words dripping from his tongue like honey. “You should. I’ve done a lot of terrible things.”
“I guess that depends,” he replies, his voice surprisingly even. “Do you regret any of them?”
Suguru’s smile deepens. “No.”
Suguru Geto defects from jujutsu society in 2007, after killing one hundred and twelve non-sorcerers in a remote village in northern Japan.
He returns in 2016, a suitcase in one hand and two thirteen year old girls hanging onto the other.
Understandably, this causes a few issues.
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01 Dec 2025
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Zoro thought it would be pretty neat to see if people really fuck like they fight. Like, say, the Cook, for example. He doesn’t see why Sanji has to throw such a fit about it, though.
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27 Jul 2025
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Phantom Calls by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2025
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“Thanks for giving me an excuse to skimp on teaching! Whom do I owe for this impromptu save?” Satoru’s voice is chipper and obnoxious as always, carrying that vapid aura of arrogance even the tinny sound of a burner phone can’t obscure. It falls along the lines of things Suguru expected to hear. Satoru never did pass up a chance to annoy others and make life more interesting for himself, and that’s what makes it all feel so tragically mundane even when it’s really, really not.
“Yo, Satoru.”
A little anticlimactic, Suguru will admit later. He should have led with something else. Like how he’s alive-not-alive, or how he remembers Satoru’s last words to him. Or maybe that he’s sorry for-
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aka.
Suguru wrestles control back from Kenjaku through unconventional means.
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10 Jul 2025