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    “I don’t think they know that we’re married.”

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    24 Oct 2025

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    His body is not his own.

    This may not be the first thing they teach him, but it is the first thing he learns.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    20 Oct 2025

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    I’ve read like 100 words and i’m already in love with this work omg 18

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    It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same kids who left it. A story of the uneven after: new friends, new family, and the promise of a new tomorrow. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, weird science, and the Power of Friendship™—anthyding can hadplen!)

    Book One: anyway, i've been there (1-56)
    Book Two: new summer season (57-122)
    Book Three: a map to nameless stars (In Progress)

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    17 Sep 2025

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    chap 42

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    The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.

    “I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”

    With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.

    This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.

    “Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”

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    Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.

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    10 Sep 2025