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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    29 May 2026

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    Over a decade prior, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's relationship kicked off in a nearly empty ice rink, surrounded by cameras and directors that wanted a piece of a rivalry that was sure to take the hockey world by storm for the foreseeable future, filming a commercial to promote their newfound stardom.

    Now, out and safe, the topic comes up again, and a certain Ottawa social media manager (the GOAT Harris, of course) has the idea to revisit and recreate said commercial as a way to reminisce and bring the world back to the couple's roots.

    TLDR: Shane and Ilya recreate the commercial that started the whole thing, albeit with a lot more love and a lot more nostalgia (+ The aftermath and onward).

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    27 May 2026

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    In over five years in the MHL, Shane Hollander famously never started a fight. Widely regarded as hockey’s Golden Boy, the Canadian barely even chirped his opponents.

    Which is why the commentators go silent as the camera zooms in and catches the Guardian’s player saying something with a disgusted face and then spitting on the Metros’ captain, and Shane Hollander, for the first time on camera, dropping his gloves.

    (basically just a bit of "Shane Hollander knows how to fight", because that man breathes hockey, there is no way he wouldn't have been prepared on how to fight, he simply normally choses not to)

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    27 May 2026

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    After escaping the shadow of his powerful father, the wizard Ilya lives a quiet, lonely life in a cottage surrounded by magic and memory.

    But one afternoon, while tending his enchanted garden, he senses a magic unlike anything he has felt before.

    And the stranger who carries it already knows his name.

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    27 May 2026