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No one can avoid internal affairs. Not even ANBU.
Still masked, Kakashi walked up to his desk and slammed down an S-rank mission scroll.
"Surely there are faster ways to kill me, sensei."
"I'm insulted," Minato raised an eyebrow. "That you assume I want it to be quick."An AU in which Minato brings down the full force of internal affairs onto ANBU, just so Kakashi can have some regular, non-murderous, social interaction.
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14 Apr 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a canon folder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
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Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn.
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of the lost (and found again) by Kastaborous
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2024
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After a few minutes more, the humans turn towards Din, clutching each other as if afraid their partner will vanish. “Thank you, Mandalorian,” the man says, his voice breathless with relief.
“You saved our lives,” his partner echoes, the woman giving Din a weak smile.
The pair still shake with tension, but it is not the fight-or-flight strain of before. Instead, they look at him with… it’s not quite awe. Relief, perhaps. Nervousness, but Din would be more surprised if it wasn’t there. Still, something feels… off. Something is scratching at his mind as he looks at the two, some vague familiarity.
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Or, on a distant planet, Din meets a strange pair of humans, familiar in a way he can barely remember. In the end, it’s not even Din that realizes who they are. After all, it's been decades since he last saw his parents alive.
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12 Apr 2026
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“Hey sensei,”
The voice is distant, small. Familiar?
“I hope resting really is what you need. I don’t know what to do now. The others want to stay, but I’m…”
His eyes crack open to a blurry mess of a world. Everything swims, and the pain in his head seems to have narrowed, shooting through his eye but deep and back and fuck it hurts to think. Overwhelming nausea follows.
That small voice dissolves into the quiet, choking hiccups of someone trying to hide their tears.
Her hair is bright, bubble gum pink. It hurts to look at. She looks real.
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His name is Hatake Kakashi. He is a jounin of Konahagakure no Sato. He doesn’t feel like that’s true. Something is very wrong with him.
He is thirty-five years old, a university student for the second time, hardly attached to his country, let alone his town, and he was a teenager when he last properly watched Naruto. Waking up as the traumatised goofy teacher guy must be some kind of joke.
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10 Apr 2026
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Sakumo Hatake has killed more men than he can count. He's prepared to add one more to the tally — even if that one is a child with too-big eyes and a scarf pulled up to his nose.
Then Sakumo smells pack.
Would it really be that bad for him to have two sons?
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