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    Lan Huan scrolls through Wei Ying’s profile, and the gentle tap of his finger against the screen shudders through Lan Zhan like the screech of a misplayed note. His whole body is tense, and he exhales slowly, working to unclench his jaw by degrees.

    “It says here,” Lan Huan says with characteristic good humour, “that he’s looking for fun.” He nudges Lan Zhan with the tip of his toe. “You could do with some fun in your life.”

    Lan Zhan could do with a new brother. “No,” he says, shifting out of Lan Huan’s range. “Thank you.”

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    When his brother creates a dating profile for him, Lan Zhan doesn't expect to match with the most obnoxious vendor at the Farmers' Market. Wei Ying is looking for fun, Lan Zhan wants out of this mess, and Lan Huan just wants his brother to be happy.

    (farmer wwx, lonely businessman lwj, much mutual pining)

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    05 Feb 2024

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    And in that moment, a voice that suspiciously sounds like A-Xian's voice when he's conspiring something with A-Cheng or younger disciples for a prank resonated in her head.

    'Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?'

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    14 Jan 2024

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    Wei Ying is exhausted, working all day and taking classes at night to get his degree in .. literally anything. He doesn’t care. He’s just trying to make a future for himself after being disowned by his adoptive family.
    Wei Ying’s life is Not Going Well.
    So it is slightly less than ideal when, alongside his takeout order, he finds a baby delivered to his doorstep.
    An honest-to-god baby.
    Like, tiny hands, tiny feet, tiny everything.
    There’s a note pinned to the baby. A note with *his name* on it.
    “Wei Wuxian,
    Meet your cousin, Yuan.
    Please take care of him.”
    How. What. Who. Why him? Who would trust him with a baby?
    But it doesn’t matter. Because the baby is looking at him, with its big baby eyes, and Wei Ying might not know whose kid it is, but he isn’t going to leave a baby on his doorstep.
    2 years later, Wei Ying has dropped out of school. He’s managed to find work as an administrative assistant at a major company, thanks to his jiejie’s peacock pulling some strings. Unfortunately, he has a new boss, who just so happens to be his old high school classmate, the most stuck-up man on the planet who Wei Ying is definitely *not* crushing on.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    Wei Ying has had just about enough of his husband's vicious attacks -- always waiting for Wei Ying's most vulnerable moments to loose a barrage of compliments. Unconscionable! Reprehensible! He must be stopped!

    And stopped he will be. Because Wei Ying is going to fight fire with fire.
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    The fic in which Wei Ying launches an assault of increasingly unbearable pet names against Lan Wangji. The success of the campaign really depends on your definition.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    17 Dec 2023