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    Draco Lucius Malfoy had imagined a great many futures for himself after the war.

    For years, he had imagined Azkaban. A cell. A lifetime spent paying for choices he had made too young and too afraid to fully understand.

    He had imagined exile. Being cast out of wizarding society entirely. Stripped of his wand. Left to exist, half-alive, in the Muggle world like a punishment that never quite ended.

    He had never, not once, imagined that he might spend the final months of the year, the very same year the Dark Lord was killed... smoking weed with Harry Potter.

    Regularly.

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    02 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    Harry Potter collapsed at the end of the war. He was living in a rundown house with no running water, surrounded by rubbish. That was, until Hermione came and dragged him out by the ear and reminded him he was still alive. That there was life after Voldemort. And he couldn’t live in a house without a working toilet. If he wasn’t going to hire someone, he’d have to sort it out himself. So he stepped into the world of magical plumbing and remembered a school trip to a water treatment plant when he was nine. He fell in love with the intricacies of pipes and water systems. And really, how much could go wrong sticking your wand in places it really ought not to be?

    Or a story in which Kreacher eats crisps, Harry blows up toilets, Hermione takes an unplanned trip, and a whole lot of things become Draco’s problem.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    It was only supposed to be casual. Just rules on parchment, a way to keep things nice and easy. But somewhere between French men, stolen socks, and Christmas mornings, the rules stopped mattering.

    What mattered was him.
    What mattered was love.

    Enemies with Benefits takes place over two years, and follows Harry and Draco shagging senselessly but ultimately getting themselves sorted.

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    I wrote Enemies with Benefits at the end of summer 2025 after a ten-year hiatus from the fandom and from writing in general. Fast forward seven months, and I decided to edit the fic as I feel my writing has improved. The story has not changed. I’ve focused on SPaG and fixed one tiny plot hole. I hope that the story is a more enjoyable read for you.

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    02 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Harry Potter thought that once Voldemort was dead, things would be easier. He was wrong. The war was over, but not the one in Harry’s head.

    Living with Remus was supposed to help. So was being with Draco. But no matter how much love he’s offered, part of him still believes he’s too broken to deserve it. And with Snape awkwardly trying to connect to him, and a mind healer asking questions Harry doesn’t want to answer, healing feels harder than any battle he’s ever fought.

    Draco Malfoy finally feels like his life is falling back into order. He’s living with Snape (boring but tolerable), his mother is healing (marvellous), and he’s dating Harry Potter (finally).

    Everything should be perfect. But he quickly learns that just because Voldemort is dead and his loved ones are safe, things aren’t easy. He has no idea how to support Harry’s bad self-esteem and panicked spirals. He doesn’t know how to convince Harry that he’s not leaving. But while Draco’s never been patient, he’s more than willing to try. Because for Harry, he wants to.
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    Long Epilogue to the Shape of What's Missing

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Ron paused, then half-grinned, nudging him. “Honestly, I still have no idea what kind of posh nonsense brought you two together as kids. You and Malfoy? You’re like night and day. That’s what we call you in the Tower, you know.”

    “It’s… a long story,” Harry said, grinning back. “One that involves spaceships, a toy, and Muggles.”

    Or: Harry meets Draco before Hogwarts.

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    05 Oct 2025