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Ed has been cursed with snakes for hair for a century now. Mostly he spends his days moping in his caves and turning would-be heroes to stone. Until a prince of Sparta comes along that might just be Ed's match.
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- Part 11 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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Stede still hasn't figured out that they're dating.
Which, genuinely, honestly, is fine. Sure, it's been almost two months, and Ed would like to get to kissing him at some point, but there's something else he wants first.
A big, dramatic, romcom confession. And he means to get it.
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No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea by Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Nov 2025
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Ed and Stede have been best friends for years, and now own and run a cruise ship together, Jeff's Inn on the Sea. Everything's great! Except Ed has been pining for his best friend for years, and is sick to death of getting hit on by passengers. After a particularly trying day, he brings it up to Stede, and they hatch a brilliant (incredibly stupid) plot: they'll pretend they're dating, so everyone will think they're off limits. It'll be great!
Things do not go as planned.
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The Secret Life of Stede Bonnet by artsy_outsider, ezazahaz, ramsay_baggins
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Nov 2025
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Stede Bonnet, daydreamer, is the negative assets manager at LIFE magazine, working in a never-meeting partnership with famous photographer Blackbeard. When LIFE is bought over by Ricky Banes and the magazine is shut down, Blackbeard sends a special negative reel for the final cover. The only problem is, that negative is missing. Will Stede finally take the leap and go and find Blackbeard, and in the process, himself?
A 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty' (2013) film AU for the 2025 OFMD Big Bang
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They're on the run, post the Republic, but they're happy. They're together. They have their crew. There's nothing that Ed and Stede want, except…
In the sticky cooldown, Ed says, hesitantly, “Do we want to talk about the Izzy thing?”
“What?” Stede says, because his brain is thrumming pleasantly and it takes him a second to process Ed’s words.
Then, “No.” A quick denial, heart thudding. “What thi—“ Then stops. “No.”
“Stede.”
Stede and Ed want Izzy, but they want to do it properly. As he deserves. A 5+1 of Georgian courting rituals: Five Times Ed and Stede Court Izzy, and One Time He Courts Back.