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George Russell did not mean to commit tax evasion. It just sort of… happened. Look, spreadsheets are hard, and his old finance manager had it out for him anyway. Now, he was staring down a £50,000 fine, the possibility of losing his flat, and the terrifying words of “next year’s filing.”
Solution? Fake a relationship. Obviously.
Max Verstappen, head of programming and George’s long-suffering workplace nemesis, also happened to have visa issues and a suspiciously decent tax bracket. Combine forces, share liabilities, and get the government off their backs. Should be easy.
Except now George was sharing his mornings, a cosy flat, and basically his life with Max Verstappen—who insisted on sleeping on the uncomfortable sofa-bed in his computer room, cooked eggs at ungodly hours, and looked unfairly good in hoodies.
It was fine. It was fake. It was only for taxes…right?
Alternatively, The Proposal AU that no one asked for.
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11 Nov 2025
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I swear to GOD if Twitter takes this out of context I’ll kill Elon Musk. by miDolle
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
14 Jun 2025
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Lando can’t seem to keep his mouth shut.
He may or may not have cancelled Oscar on Twitter. Or X. Whatever the fuck it’s called.
Oops?
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10 Nov 2025
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His mind raced, confusion flooding him as he processed the words. Red flag? “Why? What happened?”
The answer came immediately. sounding more urgent. "We’ll explain in a minute."
"Who’s the driver?" His chest felt tight, his breath shallow as dread began to settle in. Something wasn’t right and he knew that deep inside of him.
There was a long pause before the reply came, short. "Just bring the car back, Oscar."
or Lando has a crash and Oscar isn't coping very well
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09 Nov 2025
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Chaos Court
(January 1st 2023, 3:26 pm)
George:
Dear Residents of Slipstream Suites,
I hope you all had a wonderfull christmas and a good start in the new year 2023
I wanted to inform you that we have two new tenants joining our wonderful community this year:
Logan Sargeant and Oscar Piastri (Unit 281). Both will move in today, and I trust you will extend them the warm and friendly welcome that Slipstream Suites is known for. (please don't throw any pans at them Lando)
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- Part 1 of Chaos Court 💅🏻
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09 Nov 2025
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“I bet $100 I can make Oscar the happiest fake boyfriend for a month,” he repeats, holding George’s gaze proudly.
“What… ?” Oscar asks again, his eyebrows raised in what must be his most expressive face. “Wait, what ?”
George snickers, completely gone and spilling some of his drink in the grass, before answering with a shaky, “$200 you can’t.”
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06 Nov 2025