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An Enhanced and Enchanted Anniversary by AsphyxiKate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2025
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“Started without us, have you?” Theo queried, and Draco reluctantly withdrew from his wife, keeping one stabilising hand on Hermione’s buttocks before she swatted him away. “No matter,” Theo continued, “Charlie, get your trousers off. We need to catch up with these two.”
Theo had started to unfasten the buttons of his shirt—already undone to the bottom of his sternum and gaping indecently around his smooth chest—when Charlie Weasley ducked out from the mantlepiece and smiled broadly.
“Now, now, sweetness,” he chided playfully, throwing an arm over Theo’s shoulders and planting a chaste kiss on his nose. “We promised we wouldn’t rush this. We’re here to… enhance the Malfoys’ wedding anniversary.”
…When Hermione and Draco enlist the help of Theo and Charlie to bring something new to their sex life, they get so much more than they ever imagined. Because Theo and Charlie are good, supportive friends, and nothing if not prepared. Besides, any excuse to completely wreck the Malfoys... What could be a better anniversary gift?
It's either this or socks.
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- Part 5 of The DMFFA
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Hermione’s knees had unconsciously drifted apart (thank god for today’s loose skirt) and, with four quick flicks of her wand and a non-verbal colloportus, her office door was secured against disturbances. Aware that Malfoy was waiting on her reply, and already feeling the telltale clenching of her core, the gathering coil of heat, Hermione swiftly snaked a hand down past her stomach, under the floaty fabric of her skirt, and beneath the waistband of her knickers. Familiar fingers briefly grazed the soft curls of her mound and then slipped further, teasing her soaked entrance. Her index finger curled upward, swirling the sensitive bud of her clit, and a gentle moan escaped her. It was a muted expression of pleasure, and smothered by the enclosing four walls, but Hermione tilted her head and clamped her mouth around her free forearm, even so. The last thing she needed was for Kingsley or any of his other support staff to hear her getting herself off to Draco Malfoy’s erotic memos.
...When a chance encounter sparks a round of parchment-based sexting between Ministry co-workers Hermione and Draco, neither of them expect that it will lead to them fucking in the toilets. We expect it, though. Because what else?
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- Part 4 of The DMFFA
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“You… want to vanish my pyjama bottoms?” Hermione croaked. Her eyebrows were so high they were almost lost to the towel that she had twisted around her mane of sopping curls.
“I…” Draco cleared his throat again, noting that it was unusually dry. “In the name of evil."
Placing her cup on the table, Hermione stood and sauntered leisurely towards him. “Oh, evil wants to vanish my pyjama bottoms?” she questioned, the melody of her unexpectedly sultry voice infiltrating Draco’s mind through his reddening ears. “Is evil just trying to get me naked?”
He flushed. And gulped.
Fuck.
“Evil wouldn’t mind that,” he choked out.
“Well,” Hermione purred, closing the last of the gap between them, “evil could just ask nicely.”
Draco was breathing so heavily that he was surprised he could hear Hermione speak over the unseemly wheezing. Still, he managed to force his tongue to cooperate with words. “That’s not really how evil does things.”
“Oh? And what would evil do instead?”
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Wherein Order members Draco and Hermione are tasked with infiltrating a Death Eater hideout. Violence, banter, and smut ensue.
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- Part 3 of The DMFFA
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“Excellent.” Theo turned to Malfoy, who had reclaimed his seat. “Alright, Draco. Here it is… I dare you to spaff on Granger’s tits.”
Hermione blanched.
“I’m sorry?”
“Don’t be sorry, Granger. Just get your boobs out for Draco’s spunk and you’ll spare yourself another shot of firewhisky. And you’ll prove me wrong.”
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With Professor McGonagall's push for inter-house unity following the war, one Friday night sees Hermione Granger in the company of an eclectic mix of her fellow eighth years. To make things interesting, Theodore Nott and Seamus Finnigan have appointed themselves dare masters of the current drinking game...
And Hermione is sharing a sofa with Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 2 of The DMFFA
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“I’m—Fuck, Malfoy. I’m so close…”
“I’ve got my fingers in your cunt, Granger. I think you can use my first name.”
“You’re not… using… mine,” she stammered.
“When you’ve had something else of mine inside you, I’ll consider it.”
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Hogwarts. Eighth year. Hermione's only requirement of the come-and-go room is for her to quite literally come and go. But the room has other ideas... Enter Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of The DMFFA
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Welcome to the DMFFA!
Strange things are happening here... There are curses to be broken, there is research to be done, and a mysterious door has materialised at the Ministry of Magic. Hermione Granger is the only one who can see it, but should she go inside? Especially when everything it contains relates to her childhood bully, and reformed Death Eater, Draco Malfoy...
Hermione is playing a dangerous game with the DMFFA, but what does it all mean? And what does D-M-F-F-A even stand for??
Well, you tell me. First correct guess wins a prize. As does the funniest incorrect guess... (no, seriously, come and guess over on my IG AsphyxiKate).
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Trigger Warning: Don't read if you have a fear of snakes. But technically it's only like half of a snake...
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06 Nov 2025
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Are You Nott Entertained? by malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2025
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Theo knows the life of a gladiator in Rome means being both spectacle and possession. Famed for his skill in the arena and sought after in the bedchamber, he answers to the Lanista, Titus Atticus, who rents him out to any patron with the coin to pay.
A no-magic AU set in Ancient Rome, featuring historically accurate depictions of gladiatorial life and weaponry.
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- English
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- 5,100
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05 Nov 2025
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“How do you know we even want to?” Harry inquires, tone mild. “Just because we’re friendly with each other doesn’t mean we’re gagging for a shag.”
Draco isn’t gagging, not yet—but if given the chance…yeah, he’d like to.
He clears his throat discreetly, though not discreetly enough if the upward twitch of Astoria’s mouth is anything to go by. Harry flicks a look at him before refocusing on Pansy, who is giving him a patient look.
“You don’t look at other women—” she begins.
“I’m married,” Harry interrupts impishly. “To you, and I value my balls, thanks.”
“—but you look at Draco,” she finishes, ignoring his interjection. The arch of her brow is uncompromising, daring him to deny.
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Or, Astoria and Pansy decide to put an end to the unbearable sexual tension between their husbands.
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When Neville accidentally becomes a werewolf, he thought the biggest change to his life would be, well, turning into a werewolf. But when fate throws him into the path of Pansy Parkinson, desperately in need of rescue, Neville soon finds that his worst curse brought him his most precious jewel.
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Bookmarked by AsphyxiKate
31 Oct 2025
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A Golden Girl missing.
A Slytherin Prince trapped.
An Order holding secrets.
And a Dark Lord ruling.Warning: Dark AU (not dark main character) with deep discussions of trauma caused by physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.
This fic starts out in the midst of the darkness, and shows the trauma, and healing journeys of each character as they fight to keep as much of themselves as possible, in a world trying to take it all.
(The rape is not between Draco and Hermione)
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- Part 1 of Perfectly in Pieces Universe
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Bookmarked by AsphyxiKate
29 Oct 2025