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“Ah.”
“‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”
“It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.
Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.
“Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”
“What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.
(Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)
(It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)
(in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)
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19 Aug 2026
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“-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.
Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.
“I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”
“Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”
(collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)
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18 Aug 2026
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you're a spark in the dark by starkspangledass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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When Shane hears his teammates make homophobic comments about Scott Hunter, he starts to think that maybe Montreal isn't the place for him.
Or, Shane joins the Centaurs earlier.
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31 Jul 2026
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Claim Tag by between_blue_lines
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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After the Montreal–Boston game, Shane spends the night at Ilya’s house and somehow makes it back home without anyone finding out.
Unfortunately, his suitcase does not.
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30 Jul 2026
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thermometer (for rectal use only) by CrispySkys
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is a good vet. He can diagnose patients, neuter animals with Shakira blasting from the other room and deal with a few cat scratches. What he cannot manage is professional hockey player Ilya Rozanov being an overanxious dog dad and flirting with him, especially when he can barely tell.
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26 Jul 2026