AverageEboy
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under construction by AverageEboy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Original Work, im not tagging the rest there's just too many, besides they don't matter so who cares
14 Sep 2023
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You’d think a stranger coming into your house through a non-existent door would be concerning. Maybe it would. But Y/N was not like the other girls (it was unclear if they were a gilr or not. When asked about their gender, Y/N’s answers ranged from “maybe” to “cold tuna”) so they simply stared at the intruder with the look of an underpaid customer service worker.
The intruder just.. existed(?) in the kitchen now. It was unclear if they were actually a person. maybe Y/N was actually going crazy from the grief they suffered after The Accincdednt.
In lieu of anything better to do, Y/N decided to look closer at the thing/person/fpenomenon in front of them. It certainly had some qualities of an object that exists! It had blond hair, and eyes, and the general shape of a person. Except for its hands, which were abnormally long and sharp. Honestly such a vibe.
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Y/N gets fucked up by eldritch forces (Michael) and meets god (Sans Undertale). more news at twelve.
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Never even had the chance before by Talai
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Jun 2026
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PETER!
Mr. Stark's voice cut through the war cries, frantic and terrified as if knowing what he was about to do. Peter looked back over his shoulder, catching a glimpse of the battered Iron Man armor fighting through a sea of aliens.
I'm sorry, Peter thought.
He slid his right hand into the gauntlet.
Or, Peter Parker snapped his fingers in 2023 to save the world. Instead of dying, he woke up on a freezing mattress in 2011. Now, he has to navigate a timeline that doesn't know him, a power he can barely control, and—wow, Mr. Stark looks young.
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- Part 2 of Zaman Saçmalıkları
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18 May 2026
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A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right?
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- Part 1 of Perfectly Normal
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26 Apr 2026
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Mad-Eye Moody always wanted kids, but it never happened. So he made due with a slew of apprentices.
Until one day, he finds a little boy who needs someone to step up. Someone who can protect him from any threat, and more importantly, teach him how to protect himself.
Or, how one adult stepping up can change the world (and also make people's heads spin).
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11 Apr 2026
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Liquida Tenebris (Remastered) by DoYouMindIfISlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 May 2026
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When Harry Potter cast his first Cruciatus Curse, he was successful. In doing so, he awoke the darkness in his head. It whispers, and it's never wrong. The darkness is hungry, and won’t be denied.
‘To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark, go without sight and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings.’
Portugese translation by Speerliesa
Russian translation by Sserbs- Language:
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26 Mar 2026
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Instead of killing his potential rival, Voldemort decides to take his fate into his own hands by kidnapping Harry Potter to take the young boy under his wing and train him to become his most powerful follower. Of course, he is far too busy being the leader of a movement to raise a child, so it falls to two of his most loyal servants to raise the boy: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange become the boy's parents, raising him as their own.
Here is a playlist that fits along with the fic, inasmuch as it has fit the themes I'm writing/making notes on - but there are also songs that the characters either like or would like as well. :3
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- Part 1 of L'Étrange Héritier
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26 Mar 2026