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Never even had the chance before by Talai
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Jun 2026
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PETER!
Mr. Stark's voice cut through the war cries, frantic and terrified as if knowing what he was about to do. Peter looked back over his shoulder, catching a glimpse of the battered Iron Man armor fighting through a sea of aliens.
I'm sorry, Peter thought.
He slid his right hand into the gauntlet.
Or, Peter Parker snapped his fingers in 2023 to save the world. Instead of dying, he woke up on a freezing mattress in 2011. Now, he has to navigate a timeline that doesn't know him, a power he can barely control, and—wow, Mr. Stark looks young.
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- Part 2 of Zaman Saçmalıkları
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18 May 2026
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A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right?
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- Part 1 of Perfectly Normal
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- English
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- 18,113
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- 10/10
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26 Apr 2026
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Mad-Eye Moody always wanted kids, but it never happened. So he made due with a slew of apprentices.
Until one day, he finds a little boy who needs someone to step up. Someone who can protect him from any threat, and more importantly, teach him how to protect himself.
Or, how one adult stepping up can change the world (and also make people's heads spin).
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11 Apr 2026
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Liquida Tenebris (Remastered) by DoYouMindIfISlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 May 2026
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When Harry Potter cast his first Cruciatus Curse, he was successful. In doing so, he awoke the darkness in his head. It whispers, and it's never wrong. The darkness is hungry, and won’t be denied.
‘To go in the dark with a light is to know the light. To know the dark, go dark, go without sight and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings.’
Portugese translation by Speerliesa
Russian translation by Sserbs- Language:
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- 164/?
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26 Mar 2026
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Instead of killing his potential rival, Voldemort decides to take his fate into his own hands by kidnapping Harry Potter to take the young boy under his wing and train him to become his most powerful follower. Of course, he is far too busy being the leader of a movement to raise a child, so it falls to two of his most loyal servants to raise the boy: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange become the boy's parents, raising him as their own.
Here is a playlist that fits along with the fic, inasmuch as it has fit the themes I'm writing/making notes on - but there are also songs that the characters either like or would like as well. :3
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- Part 1 of L'Étrange Héritier
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26 Mar 2026
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Sequel to The End Is The Beginning!
After years of living and healing in his younger body, it is finally time for Harry to return to Hogwarts, the seat of Dumbledore's power. Like a caterpillar he has matured and is ready to break through his metaphorical cocoon and spread his wings. Plans are unfolding, plots are solidifying and the future will never be the same.
UPDATE: This story is currently being edited/rewritten. The final chapter will be posted once that is done (October 2025).
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- Part 2 of Change
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- 36/37
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06 Mar 2026
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love like fire, all-consuming by inkyflowers
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
29 Jul 2024
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L’amant de Vénus.
Owned by the beloved Chef Lamoree and praised for its innovative style, it has captured the hearts of critics and patrons alike ever since its opening six years ago. Despite its small beginnings serving simple, tasty food, it quickly earned itself a place among other fine dining establishments as Chef Lamoree began his artistic endeavors in creating dishes that catered to the romantic in us. Its taste and presentation fills more than just your appetite. It evokes emotions that-
Vincent flips through the pages of the magazine until he finds the job postings in the back. So they needed a waiter, huh?
He circles the ad with a pen and tosses it next to the ash tray on his coffee table, letting his thoughts drift like the smoke from his lit cigarette. Should be an easy gig, something to get him back on his feet after his last job.
Though he should have known better than to think that things would ever be easy for him.
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05 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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- 30/?
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17 Jan 2026
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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- 30/?
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14 Jan 2026
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I want to find a home (and I want to share it with you) by EmmaSmoke
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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Robert has never told the Z-team what his secondary gender is, but it's obviously a beta. He barely has a scent, and he doesn't really do anything with his instincts. So, of course, they're going to be surprised when they find that he's an omega. Though, they aren't as surprised that he doesn't have a nest because they're all-too-familiar with his typical passive suicidal nature.
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Trigger Warning: Omegaverse (but no smut), suicidal impulses- Language:
- English
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- 14,098
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- 3/3
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24 Dec 2025
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now they’re all dead hearts (to you) by Canonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Nov 2021
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When Tomura presses five fingers to the baby-faced boy at the USJ and watches him crumble to dust, he doesn’t think twice about whether it was the right decision.
When his ghost floats in the doorway that night and asks, “Can I hurt you?” as he stands powerless to stop it, it occurs to him that maybe, just maybe, he kind of fucked up.
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04 Nov 2025
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I want to die like a citrus tree (but that's not a milkweed's fate) by ILovedHerAndSometimesSheLovedMeToo
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
17 Oct 2025
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Mira and Zoey don’t know this yet (they will, one day soon, they will), but Rumi died for the first time the Monday after her eleventh birthday.
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Rumi inhaled, the rush of air filling her lungs, inflating that tiny balloon called hope trapped behind her ribs.
“I love you, Celine.”
The words tumbled out of her gracelessly, but so so sweetly. She waited, and all the while, that little balloon grew and grew, the plastic skin of it stretching and thinning with every second before—
“You too,” Celine said back.
‘Pop.’
“Celine,” Rumi tried again, voice shaking as tears she didn’t even know she still had left to shed began to drip down her left cheek. “Celine, I said I love you.”
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If demons (even half-demons) could kill themselves, there probably wouldn't be many left. Rumi doesn't know this, yet. She learns.
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
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25 Sep 2025
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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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04 Sep 2025
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When Harry Potter murdered Professor Quirinus Quirrell by burning the man with his bare hands, Headmaster Dumbledore awarded him 60 points, winning Gryffindor the house cup. While the scent of burning flesh still lingered in his nostrils, the Headmaster told Harry it was his mother's love that made blisters appear under his touch, made blood boil and fat melt, and that this was a beautiful thing.
That summer, whenever he awakened from nightmares filled with the screams of a dying man, blistered and cracked skin, eyes leaking more than just tears, he thought back on the Headmasters reassuring words and let them convince him what he did wasn’t bad at all.
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28 Aug 2025
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In which the Sorting is less of a choice between Dark and Light and more of a fashion statement, Gryffindors are more than reckless, bumbling fools, and Slytherins aren't the only ones playing politics.
Because you didn't actually believe that life is so straightforward as to be defined solely by the colour of a tie, did you? Hidden in plain sight, in the one house they least expected, Harry Potter becomes what he was always meant to be.
Hogwarts beware, the Dark Lord's equal is rising!
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- Part 1 of War is for Children
- Language:
- English
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- 19,883
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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25 Aug 2025
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The Speaker and His Wraiths by ATiredAndDeadWriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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In a world where Harry Potter chooses to seek his own answers instead of waiting around for Dumbledore, everything is different.
Harry and his friends at Hogwarts must prepare for the inevitable war, choosing sides and creating their own paths. Will they be able to manage it?
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- Part 1 of The Revolutionary Speaker
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- 69/69
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21 Aug 2025
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Harry leaves the white limbo of King's Cross to find himself in his childhood cupboard once again. Luckily for him, it seems he's brought Ron and Hermione back with him, and with his best friends at his side he can do anything.
The Golden Trio take Hogwarts by storm, a bit more jaded and ruthless than before and determined to undermine the war before it ever truly starts.- Language:
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20 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter and the Greatest Show by shadowscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2022
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The last real thing Harry remembers is standing across from Voldemort and watching the killing curse fly at his face.
Then he visited a fluffy white limbo that somewhat resembles King Cross Station and instead of choosing to move on or go back he does something else entirely.
And wakes up in his cupboard on the morning of Dudley's eleventh birthday.
Because that makes sense.
(No. No it doesn't.)
But Harry is going to roll with it anyway.
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- Part 1 of Look At My Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 177,701
- Chapters:
- 25/?
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- 73
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11 Aug 2025
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Just a Few Changes (will Keep you Safe) by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2022
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It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a problem, exactly, except it's his parents' Hogwarts instead of his own. Thankfully, Hermione and Ron aren't about to let him face this newest form of trouble by himself. Even more fortunately, Hermione says they're in a different dimension entirely.
Harry has a castle full of living ghosts, his best friends by his side, and three to six months to make just a few changes. Starting with a snake.
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- 4/4
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07 Aug 2025