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    The Riddler halts. Pauses.

    “What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”

    Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.

    “Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”

    “Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”

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    Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.

     

    (The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)

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    10 Jan 2026

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    When Inko gets sick, all she asks is that her husband take a step back from his work and focus on raising their son. And of course All For One agrees, because he can afford to take it easy for a few decades.
    How hard can parenting Izuku be, after all?

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    05 Jan 2026

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    From having nothing to having everything he’s ever wanted thanks to his kidnapper(?), all Izuku needs to do is take care of the guy’s “villain” cafe. It’s not gonna be that hard, right?

    Midoriya Izuku: a barista, an analyst, and a kid that now has happiness in his life.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Human or demon, a question for one Midoriya Izuku. Well, certainly not demon… not entirely. He was just another aspiring Pro-Hero, ignoring his sharper than usual canines and the displaced air whenever he took a deep breath.

    Kokushibo was well aware he had raised a monster. Not an evil monster, but a monster nonetheless.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Stiles buys Derek a set of cooking spoons. Derek retaliates with lunch.

    The war begins.

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