BadgerBasher
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Drakon River Flow by BadgerBasher for Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, A Comedy of Assholes
30 Mar 2021
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So Pen's without internet for T-3ish days
And I was listening to Hildegard von Blingen
And neither Pixie nor Kye talked me out of it
So here, have this glittery turd that I wrote because I love you all -
I do not want to fuck, y'ken? By Dr. Basher by BadgerBasher for Earlgreyer
Fandoms: A Comedy of Assholes, Dragon Age II
28 Aug 2020
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A sheaf of paper, shoved into a book, and left on a shelf in the Amell estate. Submitted to the Gazette on a whim.
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The Cocktails of Thedas by BadgerBasher for Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
23 Jul 2020
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Twelve of the fanciest cocktails and mixed drinks in Kirkwall and beyond
Tried and tested by anyone I could get my sticky hands on, approved by 9/10 dentists.
Except the mead, which isn't quite ready yet. The basic recipe is tried and true.Please drink more responsibly than I did when making these.
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The Champion is known for his desire to ride a dragon. The Knight-Captain has recently become the Knight-Dragonslayer. Are these facts perhaps related? The Kirkwall Gazette investigates!
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There's a bad smell in the camp, but did who smelt it deal it?
Are they just burning the latrines? Or has someone let go?
What does Iron Bull deem suitable revenge for an early-morning cupcaking?
Find out in the critically acclaimed "Who did that?"
DISCLAIMER: by "critically acclaimed," I mean BadgerCat and Grammarly. They're very discerning.
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After a year on the Island, things are going well for Thomas Barrow but changes are on the horizon when the newspaper opens it's new offices.
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28 Oct 2025
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Fanny is never brought back from Portsmouth to Mansfield Park. William is worried about her and introduces her to his friend Mr Campbell, the surgeon of the Thrush (who appeared briefly in Chapter 38). She befriends his cousin and finds happiness without the Bertrams.
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23 Oct 2025
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Strange Brew by Gloromeien
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Oct 2025
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Steve Rogers would be the first to tell you he's had it rougher than some but better than most. His job at the coffee shop lets him do his art, work with his best friend, take care of his ma, and ogle the muscular mechanics at the local auto-body shop. His health and his love life could be better, but he's very aware of how lucky he is to have it this good. Oh, and live in Brooklyn. Simple life, simple pleasures.
Is it really so much to ask to be able to get across the street in one piece? Apparently.
Before he knows it, Steve finds himself on a collision course with every hotrod coming out of the lot, with the quiet but hunkalicious new hire at the body shop, and with... well, romance.
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09 Oct 2025
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Dishonor On Your Cow by mandarou
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 May 2017
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“Sergeant Barnes?”
“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.
“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”
Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.
“I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”
“Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.
Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.
“I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.
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- Part 1 of Dishonor
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22 Aug 2025
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No Magic Would Save Me by arsenicarcher (Arsenic)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Oct 2013
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Once upon a time, an angel with the unlikely name of Pepper came to the circus, and took Clint away.
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- Part 76 of Hurt/Comfort Bingo
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20 Aug 2025