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    Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids and the military basically raised them as a result. They know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory; but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.

    Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard.

    Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?

    Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.

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    Request for some Scottish warrior Soap taking an English maiden as a prize.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    She dreamed of Highland cows with emotional support energy, chickens that looked like feathered pom-poms, and maybe if the universe was kind some alpacas. He just wanted to make it happen.

    Johnny MacTavish thought it would be easy. Buy a little land, grab a few animals, live the cottagecore dream. Instead, he discovers cows cost five grand each, chickens eat like celebrities, and tractors require a second mortgage. Somewhere between chicken feed prices and alpaca breeder websites, he starts losing the plot (and maybe his mind).

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    28 Jul 2025

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    Simon pays the price of his recklessness in the field, but his reward may be worth the pain.

     

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    He began to pump his finger in and out, the motion sending waves of pleasure crashing over you. You felt so full, so overwhelmed, still you craved more. You could feel your body responding in ways you didn't know were possible, so out of control, it was like an outer body experience.

    He had barely touched you.

    “This was all I could think about every time you were holding my hand,” Simon said as he watched, transfixed, at the way his finger moved. “Making me all better just so I could repay you like this.” Your pussy clenched around his finger, begging for more, and you couldn't help but rock your hips in time with his movements.

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