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*主要设定：钟离权为解天劫以身祭灯。吕洞宾带着他在终南山脚下养病。全文已完结。
*有第一人称/第三人称的视角转换
*大头占80%
进度条： 9.1更第二章 9.4更第三章 9.8更第四章 9.13第五章完结 9.23更番外一- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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09 Sep 2026
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18岁的吕洞宾幸运地与童年偶像钟离权重逢，什么叫我的偶像已经下海了？！山西小伙世界观重塑中。
现代pa，涉及一些重男、跟踪、救风尘、网黄、出租屋、炮友转正，一些不用电的小宾大权，欢乐的tag，糟糕的内容。俩不太健全的普通人，有点阴间嬷。（绿豆冰严肃侵权中）
【是不是我越软弱 就越像你的情人】
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08 Sep 2026
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已完结，武侠pa原作向。
还来还去还不清。
吕洞宾方才还在看月亮，怎么一眨眼，月亮落下来，就变成一张笑盈盈的脸了呢？- Language:
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03 Sep 2026
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原作电影线，但与原剧情有出入，几乎全程私设。
时间线在蓬莱岛吕洞宾初见钟离权的追逐戏后，两个人第一次面对面坐下聊天。我将造谣他们两个在原剧就已经啪了
重力系男鬼1，和表面浪荡实则纯情的直男（？）受。
对诅咒有设如山，何以解咒，唯有合体（。）- Language:
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01 Sep 2026
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*种地秀才宾x家道中落大小姐权
*写点先婚后爱种田迷思，贯彻爱老婆会发达
*配合bgm：纟纟-黄雨勳食用极佳Bookmarked by Be_a_momo
01 Sep 2026
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正文已完结 9.6更新1.2w婚后（？）番外
位列仙班之后，钟离权找了他师弟整整一个月。
终于人也找着了，药也下了，觉也睡了。
第二天一早，吕洞宾穿好衣裳坐在床沿上，要钟离权立誓：生生世世，永不相见以上文案都别信其实是100%纯爱！过程非常狗血的HE，遵循最后20分钟大反转优良传统，原作向双向暗恋+双向救赎，逆天改命绿豆饼x得过且过失忆权。
时间线接电影结局，师兄还没回终南山就半路接到天庭offer紧急上班报道，接到师父传书知无心昌/吕洞宾身份，但还没淋那场太阳雨。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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01 Sep 2026
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如标题。
钟离权觉得自己和养子搞到床上是非常人渣的行为。
尤其那个时候吕洞宾还是个未成年人。
但这些都无所谓了，对于吕洞宾来说，如果得不到钟离权的爱，那不如去死。
所以用不择手段的方式获得养父的爱，吕洞宾表示：这是我应得的。
品尝到养父美味的肉体，吕洞宾怎么可能会对他放手？
钟离权以为离开那个家就能完全逃离，但吕洞宾从来就没想要放过他。虽然是现世PA，但是里面也塞了一些《八仙》原设定。
除了宾权外，其他人之间的感情全部为亲情、友情。设定：
宾：18岁，大学生
权：33岁，混子和宾产生肉体关系，是在宾15岁时，那年他30岁。
正文已完结，番外进行中。
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- Part 1 of 宾不厌诈，权谋更胜一筹
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01 Sep 2026
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剧情向
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私设：钟离权是盲人，粉红色灯光按摩店的技师，卖艺加卖身。简介
警察吕洞宾一直在追查跨省绑架案的头目无心昌，他最近一次收到线人线报，无心昌有在蓬莱按摩店附近出没，且按摩店里一个叫钟离权的人疑似是无心昌的情人。目录
Chapter1 （上）
Chapter2 （中）2026.8.26更
Chapter3 （下）2026.8.27更 这一万多字全是车了，也就是包了这盘饺子的醋，没有夹心饼干，但是是接力棒。无心昌和钟离权，闯门强迫到合奸。吕洞宾和钟离权，捉奸清理灌肠加第一次。
Chapter4 番外 2026.8.28更 关于钟离权和无心昌病态纠缠十几年的渊源，以及无心昌和吕洞宾长得像的原因Bookmarked by Be_a_momo
30 Aug 2026
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作为一家成人用品店老板，钟离权一直信奉玩具用在人身上没有任何限制条件，不分男女，不分上下，只要能爽到，能让他挣钱，就是好玩具。
直到某天，一名大学生莫名其妙成了他的炮友，店里的那些玩具一点点全都被用在他的身上...
爱没爱过的，反正钟离权真的爽到了。Bookmarked by Be_a_momo
30 Aug 2026
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“道法自然有求必应济世为民普度众生，神仙管理员666号竭诚为您服务。"
“哦你是吕洞宾？自投罗网请按1，找钟离权请按2，需要我随份子请按3。”
“……什么叫'请问钟离权是谁’？”三千功德完满，八百善行圆备，但在拿到大结果的前夕，吕洞宾失忆了。
*3W+的一发完，接电影后续的原作向失忆梗，剧情内容为主，涉及的恶俗元素见标签避雷
*包含原作情节、钟吕原典情节魔改，仅供娱乐请勿较真！Bookmarked by Be_a_momo
23 Aug 2026
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钟离权的师弟来投奔他，钟离权点了一只鸭。
这两件事不幸地发生在同一个夜晚。
炮友转正，现pa，黄色为主，剧情为辅，前期单性，后期双性，又变回单性，许多的XP集合，纯粹的恋爱轻喜剧。- Language:
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16 Aug 2026
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很黑深残的一篇，站街文学，权儿嗑药逃避世界，可能会很痛，但是最终必须被绿豆冰狠狠治愈，小情侣一定要带着伤痛甜甜蜜蜜在一起呀！
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“你就不能写点骚话吗。”
吕洞宾愣了一瞬然后轻笑出来，笑容很浅但眼睛里的温柔几乎要溢出来。
“那些话写在你身上，不好看。”
“你是不是不会做坏事啊吕洞宾。”
全文1.4w字，大量小头中包含了少量大头。
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26 Jul 2026
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They had always been on opposite sides.
Sirius Orion Black had everything. The world bent to his will – he was a pure-blood wizard, rich, charismatic, athletic and handsome. Later, he presented as an alpha, just as everyone expected.
After his presentation, he found himself weirdly obsessed with the one boy he was supposed to hate: Severus Snape. Things only worsened when Severus turned out to be a male omega, twisting Sirius’s loathing into something far darker.Severus Tobias Snape had nothing. The world seemed to despise him. Trapped between a violent home and a crumbling friendship with Lily Evans, he spiraled deeper into resentment and desperation. The imminent rise of the Dark Lord pulled him toward a path that felt like fate.
Then came the boy with grey eyes – claiming Severus as his, calling him his omega after years of bullying and torment. Severus hated Sirius Black. Hated how desire had crept in over the years, how the thin line between attraction and hatred had slowly blurred.It seemed they were destined to be each other’s doom. The only question left was: would they succumb to their own selfish desires in the midst of a war?
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18 Jul 2026
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In the aftermath of the battle of Hogwarts, Harry goes to find Severus Snape's body. A lot of things have changed in his mind when it comes to Snape, and he thinks he deserves to be buried like the hero he is. However, what is his surprise when he finds him alive! And Harry decides that the decent thing to do, and what he wants to do, is to stay and help him heal.
A story of healing and recovery, acceptance, friendship, and love.
It eventually will become a romance, magical forced bonding story. But it will take a while to get there.Work in Progress, so bear with me!
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06 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter is a coddled, spoiled Heir Potter Black in a setting where he vanquished Lord Voldemort as a 15 months old baby, Lily and James Potter have never died, and Albus Dumbledore is not as important as he thinks he is.
Severus Snape is a genius, yes, but also a scared, insecure, abused, neglected, misunderstood, poor, bitter, snarky, jealous, broken man. At least, that's how everyone see him - everyone, but Harry Potter.
Update every Monday.
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06 Jul 2026
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For the first time in Harry's life, his puppet strings had been cut, but Harry couldn’t remember how to act like a human being.
But he moved on, and he lived with a burden on his shoulders. He lived a good life, and he had good relationships.
He was happy, and his only regret came back to him every night in the form of a repetitive dream that he learnt to live with.
But one day, it wasn't a dream anymore, and Harry found himself back at Hogwarts. His wish had somehow came true, and Harry didn't really know if it was real or not.
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"Professor McGonagall, Harry is at it again!"
"Oh god, what is it this time, Mister Weasley?"
"He is drinking tea with Malfoy by the lake after traumatising Professor Snape with food! Also, he gave me a handful of Lemon Drops. He is having tea with the Headmaster next and refused to help the Quitditch team because his knees hurt."
"Goddamnit!"
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06 Jul 2026
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🖤 Bring Back the World Without You 🖤 by LunarBonded (Sukunalovez19)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter rejected his fated mate.
He thought fate had made a mistake.
By the time he learned the truth hidden beneath years of lies, manipulation, and a carefully crafted disguise, it was already too late.
Severus Snape died before Harry could utter the apology that mattered most.
As the Master of Death, Harry is offered one impossible chance: return to the past and rewrite history.
This time, he refuses to let anyone destroy the man the world never truly knew.
But changing fate comes with a price, and loving Severus Snape may be the most dangerous choice of all.Bookmarked by Be_a_momo
02 Jul 2026
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Hpss，哈利和斯内普是龙族命定伴侣。但哈利受到罗恩、赫敏、金妮（甚至邓布利多潜移默化的影响）的误导，认为斯内普是在用伴侣关系操控他。哈利当面残忍地拒绝了斯内普，说了“我不想要你”。斯内普没有争辩，默默切断了伴侣纽带。后来在战斗中，狼人格雷伯克咬断了斯内普的喉咙，斯内普死在哈利怀里。临死前，他给了哈利自己的记忆。哈利看完记忆，得知斯内普深爱自己，追悔莫及。作为“死亡之主”，哈利与死亡做交易，献祭了自己的愧疚感（代价）换取重来一次的机会，回到了过去。
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How to love your dragon by blackwhitelight for armassy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2026
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Potter is stuck as a dragon. Somehow, that becomes Severus' problem.
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SEVERUS PRINCE 3P (JAMESxSEVERUSxSIRIUS) Harry Potter Fic by BlackinkNib
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2026
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Everything begins to change when Severus returns to Hogwarts in fourth year as the heir of the ancient Prince family: untouchable, brilliant, and colder than ever. James finds himself watching him far too often, while Sirius Black slowly realizes that the strange ache in his chest whenever Severus smiles at someone else is far more dangerous than hatred.