BeaBonnet29
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Stede was buried under a pile of blankets, his side table a mess of used tissues and half full mugs of tea. “Oh baby…” Ed murmured and found himself on the receiving end of a red eyed glare.
“What the hell are you doing here?” Stede’s voice was nasal and gravelly, his nose looking raw and red. He looked miserable and Ed couldn’t help reaching out to cradle his cheek.
“Holy fuck, Stede.” Before he was even touching him, Ed could feel the heat radiating off of Stede’s body. “When was the last time you took your temperature?”
“Oh to hell with you, Dr. Teach,” Stede said through his teeth, waving Ed’s hand away and looking immediately exhausted. “I’m fine.”
“You’re absolutely not.” Ed pressed his hand to Stede’s forehead, alarmed at how dry he was despite what he would guess was a temperature of at least 102. “How long have you been like this?”
“Go away.”
Or: Ed and Stede break up and the Stede gets the flu
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- Part 20 of Bea's one shots
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“You live in LA?” Stede asked, and Ed stiffened a bit next to him. Stede chuckled softly. “It’s a big place, Ed. Tonight’s just tonight.”
Ed was silent as they stepped into the elevator, and he let out a long breath once the doors slid shut on the two of them. “I like you,” he said, his eyes on Stede’s in the mirrored door. “It’s just…my life….”
Stede reached out and took his hand, giving it a light squeeze, then tugged until they were facing each other. “Tonight’s just tonight,” he said again, lifting his free hand to cup Ed’s cheek and letting his eyes drop to Ed’s mouth. “We can handle that.”
“Yeah,” Ed breathed. He leaned in and let his nose brush Stede’s, his breath a tease against Stede’s lips.
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An impromptu road trip across the country with a stranger becomes the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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“Are you alright?” Ed asked finally, his tone careful as if Stede was a bird about to take flight.
“I just needed to breathe.”
Strong hands were on Stede’s shoulders and he gasped. He hadn’t heard Ed move, but here he was with his hands on Stede, sucking all of the air out of the room. “So breathe,” he whispered, his own breath hot against Stede’s cheek.
“I can’t.”
“Why?” Ed’s hands tightened, like he was trying to turn Stede, and Stede resisted.
“I can’t breathe when I’m looking at you,” Stede replied through his teeth.
“Why?” Ed asked again, his touch more urgent, and Stede let himself be turned, stepped into Ed’s space, and watched his eyes widen as he backed him into his desk. There was a rattle when Ed’s backside hit it as an empty jar of ink rolled onto its side.
“Because.” Stede’s control was fraying and ready to snap, and the soft whimper that slipped past Ed’s lips when Stede lifted his hand to brush a stray hair away from Ed’s face pushed him to the brink. “You make it impossible.”
“Why?” Ed asked again, just a breathy syllable, his eyes locked on Stede’s and his lips parted.
“Because I want you,” Stede growled.
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- Part 19 of Bea's one shots
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When Stede and Mary agree to attend a masquerade sex party, they both hope it will awaken a spark in their monotonous marriage. Stede gets more than he's bargained for when he unexpectedly spends his night in the arms of a beautiful man.
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- Part 18 of Bea's one shots
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Bea's one shots by BeaBonnet29
Fandom: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types, Our Flag Means Death (TV)
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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
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The Soul Burns Brighter Than The Sun by Wow_thisiswheremylifeis
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Jan 2024
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Dean’s sitting at the kitchen table with Sam when his phone rings. Jody’s name flashes across the screen and he considers not picking up, but Sam’s there, and he’d start asking questions if he left the call alone. It’s not like Dean doesn’t want to talk to Jody, it's just that he can’t bear talking to anyone these days.
“Hi, Jody,” Sam says.
“Howdy, boys.” She greets them and begins talking about a case she’s asking them to take over. Dean doubts they will, Sam hasn’t let him pick up a gun or knife in months, not since their last hunt.
Jody’s voice cuts through the phone. “Alright, if you boys don’t wanna take the case, I’ll see if Castiel will, but I think he’s helping Claire in Colorado–”
Dean doesn’t hear a damn thing after that, and by the looks of it, Sam doesn’t either. For the first time in days, Dean opens his mouth and speaks. “Cas is alive?”
Jody’s voice is quiet on the other end. “He didn’t tell you?”
Cas is alive, and Dean is figuring out what he should do about that when they learn Cas's accidental jailbreak broke The Empty, letting out most of its occupants. Now that every villain they have ever fought is back, Team Free Will 3.0 has their work cut out for them.
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Castiel has a nice predictable structured life teaching high school, even if he happens to be overqualified for it. Then this guy moves in around the corner and literally knocks him on his ass.
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“What else was I supposed to say, Sam?” Dean asks him. “I’m not...look, Cas is my best friend, and I care about him. That’s it.”
“And you renovated a house for him,” Sam continues. “And live with him.”
or: a year in the life, in which it takes some time, but they figure it out
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Cas asks Dean to marry him, and Dean can't think of a reason to say no.
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"Dean," Cas says calmly, gingerly sitting his fork down, and oh, this is gonna be a thing, Dean can tell. Sure enough, it is because Cas goes on to say, "What would you think if I suggested we get married?"
Dean blinks and swallows the food in his mouth, staring at Cas curiously. "I would think...you were either on drugs or going insane, why?"
"I'm not inebriated, nor mentally unstable."
"I—I…" Dean takes in a deep breath, then blows it out heavily. "Cas, you're not fucking with me, are you?"
"I'm not," Cas tells him.
"Okay," he says, "fuck it, let's get hitched."
"Thank you," Cas murmurs sincerely, then picks his fork back up and goes right back to eating.
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