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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Satoru Gojo should’ve died years ago. Cut in seven places and with three dismembered limbs just like the 32 others before and after him. But fate had other plans. Now a respected CEO by day and chaotic copycat killer by night, Gojo has one goal: win the heart (or at least the attention) of the man who almost murdered him, the elusive 7/3 Killer.

    Unbeknownst to him, the real 7/3 Killer clocks in to his company every morning with a perfectly knotted tie and a soul-deep sigh. Kento Nanami is tired. Tired of office life. Tired of bad coffee. And especially tired of the reckless idiot who’s been mimicking his work with all the subtlety of a toddler with finger paints.

    What Nanami doesn’t realize is that his annoying, attention-seeking copycat is also his infuriatingly charming boss. And what Gojo doesn’t realize is that his cold, grumpy subordinate is the very monster he’s been worshiping.

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    14 May 2025

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    “I’ve given back your egg already,” Nanami felt annoyance creeping up on him. “What else do you want?”

    A predatory look flashed in Gojo's eyes, arms snaking around Nanami's torso too quick for him to pull back. The last thing Nanami heard before being pulled into the water was—

    "I want you to carry my eggs."

    And then he was under.
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    Nanami's peaceful life by the beach took a turn when he crossed path with a merman, who seemed hell-bent on drowning him any chance he got.

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    13 May 2025

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    “All right, kiddos, let’s smash some atoms together.” Satoru had never felt so amazing in his life. The jumper cables fizzed electric in his hands. A manic, mad scientist laugh rattled his chest. A bit much? Probably. But you only lived once and Satoru had always wanted to let that particular freak flag fly. Every single breath felt invigorating.

    The horror plastered across twenty first-year students’ faces? Icing.

    This was his moment; Satoru was ready. He clamped the ends of the jumper cables to either side of his contraption and flipped on the generator. For a moment, everything was perfectly still.

    And then, Satoru saw nothing but a blinding, blue light.

    Gojo gets pulled into a time loop. He's pretty okay with it.

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    13 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    01 Jun 2024

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    A piece of rebar to the heart wasn't really the way Dean had planned to go out, but these things happen. It's over now; everything's over, and now he's in Heaven. It's a beautiful Heavenly day, on a beautiful Heavenly road, and there's even a Heavenly cassette tape playing a perfect Heavenly song. The last war is over; they won it all, victorious at last, and now all Dean wants to do is drive.

    The song plays, and Dean drives.

    At last he's at peace.

    Or is he?

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    28 Dec 2021