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    25 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dick and his alien-parental-owner-caregiver, ꃲꎡ꒦ꄡꁄꅐꅔꒄꍈꁄ head to the market for the usual stop. An unexpected auction leads to some major misunderstandings.

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    Jason Todd was kidnapped at nine-years-old and given two options. Work for his keep, or be forced to to work for his keep.

    His life was not pleasant, but Jason was nothing if not a fighter, and dammit if was he going to let the hell around him kill who he was as a person. Or his dreams of growing up and going to college.

    Those dreams suddenly came a little more into focus, when his idiot of a pimp accidentally tried to rent him to Bruce Wayne. Poor bastard could have never guessed he was the Batman himself. Heck, not even Jason figured that out, at first. And Batman had practically adopted him.

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    01 Feb 2025

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    again and he silently begged for any sea god to please let him out of the dizzying, pitch-black hell. His body ached from getting beaten into the box’s side. The water was stale and disgusting in his gills. There wasn’t any light and he couldn’t see anything.

    He was so full of fear he was beginning to get numb to it.

    He didn’t know what these humans wanted with him, but he knew it couldn’t be good if they started by shoving him into this too-small box and tossing him around like a boat on an angry sea.

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    Clark is an aquatic mammals trainer at the Metropolis Aquarium and Bruce is their very unruly new resident. Clark doesn't realise that Bruce is only the first of many mers that are going to live in the Aquarium.

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    14 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    ꃲꎡ꒦ꄡꁄꅐꅔꒄꍈꁄ doing his best to bond with his newly acquired crèche of thoroughly traumatized, mildly murderous, homesick, and generally troublesome terran children. Was this what he had in mind when he decided to expand his family via abduction of orphans? Probably not, but hey they're all stuck in space together so at least he can't lose them.

    Probably.

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    09 Nov 2024