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After trying to sell blood for money, Jason gets kidnapped by vampires who plan on keeping him till they drain him completely. He’s rescued by Batman and Robin, who bring him back to their lair. They say he’s safe with them, but Jason doesn’t trust it.
Pretty standard Jason Joining the Batfamily fic with a vampy twist! I’m not great at summaries but you get the idea lol
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Tinted Mirrors by InkSlice7
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
10 Sep 2026
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Ryland Grace and Simon really hate each other's guts.
What went wrong? Ryland has no idea. He tried everything to get along with the man, but nothing worked. The problem is that loneliness is terrifyingly suffocating, and after a mutual accident, they slip into a twisted, purely physical relationship.
That is, until Ryland finally has enough and tries to put an end to it and rejects Simon. But this goes down hills ended up with Simon trying to take advantage of Ryland.
Broken and exhausted, Ryland resigns. He will have to let go of his only chance at human companionship; this was too much, Simon crossed the line. But when he wakes up the next morning, something is wrong. The air is different, the house, the atmosphere—everything feels off. And as if it were a sick joke, Simon appears before him as though nothing happened: gentle, cheerful, warm.
Where the hell is he?
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In his universe, Ryland never got along with Simon. But through an twist of fate, he is ripped from his reality and dropped into an alternate universe where he and Simon are deeply in love.
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12 Sep 2026
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How Sweet the Sound by CreepyCrawler
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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When in the rut of taomebia research hits a stalemate, a new blip settles on the horizon of the Hail Mary. A rusty mutated submarine adrift in space. Rocky and Grace must now tackle the hurdle of a monster man that brings new questions to the table? Including homoerotic questions.
Grace is a rational selfish man. And Simon is a ruthless killer with a heart of iron. But what happens when these pretenses fade? What happens When two forgotten martyrs have a meet-cute in the blood pit?
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Slow burn of Simon acting like a kicked dog and slowly trusting Grace
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05 Sep 2026
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Cultural Exchange by TigerQuartz
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 May 2026
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Rocky is ecstatic to be learning all the human curse words from Simon. At least, until he learns what his favorite word, “fuck”, really means. Humans can keep that to themselves, thank you very much.
Chapter 1: Simon POV
Chapter 2: Rocky POV
Chapter 3: Grace POVBookmarked by Beefus_Bovinus
28 Aug 2026
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"So he's really paralyzed?" Simon asks.
"Oh? Uh, yeah." Grace turns back to Rocky's sleeping form and gestures broadly at him.
Rocky is curled at the bottom of his tunnel, legs at his sides, body resting on the ground.
Simon nods, looking uncomfortable. "So he won't interrupt."
"Nah, he can't, he's– huh?" Grace fumbles for his glasses in earnest now. His heart rate picks up, but he's sort of hoping he's wildly misinterpreting what he just heard.
"Sit back down." Simon growls as Grace goes to stand up.
Slowly, Grace sits back down on the floor. He looks Simon over again and realizes, with a panicked flutter in his stomach that quickly spreads through his limbs like ice water, that Simon is holding a razor blade.
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Grace & Rocky decide to go check out an SOS call. It could have gone better. (Trust me, eventual codependent friendship all around.)
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28 Aug 2026
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Acquired Taste by justpassingby (nothereforlong)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
02 Jun 2026
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Grace freezes suddenly, knocking into Adrian’s arm. “Holy fishsticks. Holy fishsticks, he bit through Xenonite."
"Yes." Adrian sounds amused. Listen, it’s not Grace’s fault! He’s had a bunch of other things to worry about! Things like grading, and analyzing blood samples with disturbing origins, and checking in with Armando to make sure Simon’s healing properly—oh heck, it’s totally his fault. Oh well, he’ll live this down. Probably.
"Grace concerned about new revelation, question?"
OR: 5 times Grace is frankly unreasonably chill about Simon's mutations, + one time where no one is chill about anything
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22 Aug 2026